Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Yes in July
Why did Santa get stuck up the chimney ?

Because he forgot his front door key.

Tell us a shocking secret abour you?

One time, at school, I got up out of my chair to go and sharpen my pencil. The teacher asked me to sit down. I said... oh God, I can hardly bear to relive the moment... I said I didn't want to sit down. The SHAME!!!

When's your tree going up?

In February untill Easter
Will Australia ever have a white Xmas ?

If they get their paintbrushes out

Why is there a removal van parked outside my house?

Did you not know ,your moving today ?it's all been arranged better get packing!
Why is Sainsbury's always just that little bit more expensive than other local supermarket,s?

just switch to Fortnum's online daarling

Which trade union should elves join?

None. Elves are slaves.

Why have I only just noticed that my TV has big googly eyes stuck on the back of it?

Because a naughty elf put them there last night.

Do I need another singing, dancing Christmas character to join the tree, two penguins, tree, reindeer, and camouflage Santa?

Everyone needs a singing sloth and a dancing llama or two.
What was in your advent calendar today?

An Aston Martin DB11.
I've had to get a cheaper Advent Calendar this year & as it's just a little bit too big to fit in the house or garden it's in a nearby field.

Has Aroundtheworldin80moves found out where she has moved to?

WiFi is rubbish on the moon. Don't like this posting.

Where should I move to next?

Sandringham as it's empty over Christmas probably empty till next December. If you play your cards right you might be able to keep it.

What's happening in tomorrow's episode of '2020 On Ice We're Not Celebrities But We Want To Strictly Get Out Of Here'?

Every body will be sat comfortably in their favourite chairs eating chocolate hobnobs and drinking tea calmly discussing the tier system ,BREXIT and the advantages of having a family of Badgers living in the dining room
What are the advantages of having a family of Badgers living in the Dining room?

They make awesome lemon drizzle cake and teach the children first aid.

What is the best cake?

Orange drizzle cake!

Can someone remind me to make an orange drizzle cake later...?

Just tell your family Badgers to remind you.........though they might get a bit carried away & make you the cake instead.

Shall I get up?

Make an orange drizzle cake later.

Why is the sky pink?

Because I painted it before I went up to bed.

Should I get out of bed?

No you should never get out of bed ,you should work ,from your bed ,shop from your ,run your home from your bed
Why does my dog come downstairs have a root around in the kitchen than go back upstairs?

He's part French truffle hound and his nose is so brilliant he can tell that your grocery bag once contained groceries handled by somebody who went on holiday to France 10 years previously and ate a truffle.
Why is it raining and sunny at the same time?

The weather is trying to create rainbows for the NHs instead of tangible award

Should I go to the pub tonight in my tier 3 town?

Yes I will meet you also tier three let's have a pub crawl
Are people crying tears at the thought of the Tier system?

No, they're all making fabulous multi-tiered showstopper cakes with elaborate sugar work and incredible fondant sculptures.

Can I use a badger as a footstool?

Do you still want to have working legs & feet?

Should I apply to become an NHS Stabber?
(Covid vaccinator)