Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Because he lives near me, and there are stones in abundance in our soil!

How the hell am I going to pull off the very elaborate birthday cake I've signed myself up to making this weekend?

Buy a £10 Caterpillar cake from Asda and pass it off as your own creation
Does the Queen ever try and cut back and eat Asda Smart price products?

She shops at Lidl.

Why did I burn my hand?

She has but is unaware & it's all to do with her Jaffa Cake obsession.
HMQ goes through at least 5 packets a day & more at the weekend & The Master of The Household was groaning at the expense.
So he's swapped McVities for Smartprice & she hasn't twigged.
Though Donald Trump was a bit suspicious when he was last here as he's the world expert on Jaffa Cakes.

Apart from Jaffa cakes what else is The Donald an expert on?

Her Maj gets the family Xmas puds from Lidl & Aroundtheworldin80moves has burnt her hand because she's having to iron DD's school shirt with hair straighteners as the iron has just exploded! (I can vouch that hair straighteners are great in an ironing emergency)

Apart from Jaffa cakes what else is The Donald an expert on

You burnt your hand trying out Donald Trump,s orange skin tan
Donald trump is an expert on appearing orange
Why is orange skin seen as bad??

Because it means you have eaten too many carrots, have dangerous levels of Vitamin A in your system and are about to go into liver failure.

Why is it foggy?

You just need to clean your glasses

AIbu to go Christmas tree shopping this weekend?

YABU the Mumsnet rules regarding Xmas trees are that you have the Xmas tree up from November the first and then take it all down Boxing Day morning declaring Xmas over
Will the Badgers have a Xmas jumper?

Oh yes the Badgers love Christmas jumpers.
Photo 1 is of Bart who lives round the corner.
2 is the most popular Christmas jumper that many Badgers were wearing last year
3 is what the Badger Cubs are wearing this Christmas.

What will be the Xmas No1 this year?

Last Xmas I gave you my Badger but the very next day you gave it away .
Xmas pudding or mince pies?

A mashup of various Boris speeches, finishing with a special section where he paraphrases Churchill...
' We Will fight it I the pubs, we will fight it in the shopping centres, and the gyms. We will never surrender'

What are you getting your badger for Christmas?

Easter eggs

What are you getting your badger for Christmas?

Easter egg,s
I'm watching top of the pops 1990 ,why did we all think big perms were a good look?

We didn't know how to take selfies then, and it took so long for photos to come back from Bonusprint that we didn't know what we looked like.
Is Dave's going to be the first Bake Off wedding?

Because we were all secretly in a Aerosmith/Bon Jovi/Def Leppard/Europe/Foreigner/Heart/
Kiss/Motley Crue/ Poison/Van Halen or employed as a Kylie Minogue/Julia Roberts or anyone else in the attached photo.
Hair straighteners hadn't been invented (well they had but everyone had forgotten them & it was too much of a faff to get the ironing board out & use the clothes iron)

Have you ever used a household implement for something other than what it was intended for?

No as unfortunately @Aroundtheworldin80moves turned him down & subsequently had to move house to get away from him & the Royal Mail collections office.
That's why Dave entered Bake Off to soothe his battered heart & he was hoping to use the prize money to pay off his massive plastic surgery credit card bill.
Though he does need a new bride ASAP as he's got the wedding photo shoot featured in next week's Take A Break 'Heartbroken at the Sorting Office but Baked Back A Beautiful New Bride'

Have you ever used a household implement for something other than what it was intended for?

Yes a mop as a toilet plunger is great ( actually that's not a wrong answer it really
Works😁)
Will anyone be having a snow ball cocktail on Xmas day?

My 7yo loves them
(Note... My children love cocktails. No alcohol goes near them!)

Anyone else like Brooklyn 99

No, everybody hates that show, which is why there was such an outcry when it was cancelled. Everyone in the pointy household also hates Brooklyn 99.

Why can we unfocus our eyes when we want to?

So that we can see the image in a magic eye picture
Should we have roast pork or roast chicken for tea ?

Milk goes better in tea than meat.

Why am I so tired?

Because you are me, and therefore anaemic.

How do you spell that atrociously long word from Mary Poppins that makes you sound precocious?

You don't you just sing it instead
There's a party on the hill will you come ?

Yes I'll come. I'll bring some wine but you must provide the cream buns.
Can I bring my tea obsessed friend too? She'll bring the tea bags if you provide the crockery.

And which Badger is DJing?