Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Washington DC it's all very jolly there at the moment 👀
We can't I make my large chicken last for more than one meal?

NYC as there is loads to do right now & you can have a massive house warming party

How are the Badgers settling into The White House?

The Badgers have settled well into the white House and have taken over the west wing
Why have we all cross posted ?

You need to eat Ostrich as that will give you 89 meals out of one bird.
Make some stock with the bones.
When you strain the stock, throw the leftovers over your left shoulder whilst whispering 'I won the election aye carumba, I'll be back hasta la vista, I drove to test my eyesight eat my shorts.
Then dance the YMCA.
The leftovers will have then arranged themselves into tonight's winning lotto numbers.
Don't forget to burn a pair of knickers & socks over a a pile of sage leaves on a bonfire in the garden to say thank you to the Lotto Soup god.

How are the Badgers settling into The White House?

Our WiFi has been intercepted by the Squirrels.

What should we do?

(That's we we were x posting)

We should all have a zoom party
Is it too early for alcohol?

Yes... no alcohol before 11pm

Shall I sue the bloke who was rude to me in a shop last week ? I think I know his name and I'm sure I can track down his address

Absolutely and also log it with the police
What exactly is the point of zero Alcohol Gin?

To get you hooked.

Is it going to snow tomorrow?

No it's going to be a freak heat wave ,pack a picnic and get out the sun tan lotion
What is my dog thinking right now?

Whether he should learn to play the trombone or not.

Where has all my money gone?

It's been siphoned out by Trump into his make Trump president again
Why do Teenagers eat so much ?

They eat loads because they regurgitate it at two in the morning to feed the rats that live under your bed.

Would a fringe be a no-no for an over 50 with bum length hair?

Yes but I think said 50 year old should have a tight perm and a blue rinse
Why does my back hurt?

Because I put you in a clumsy arm lock for making me look like sideshow Bob.

When will it get into plus temperatures?

Given the rate of global warming, I'd say tomorrow.

Should I let it snow, let it snow, let it snow?

No, turn off the snow taps at once!

What sort of snow creature is best?

Snow Gerbil
What's occuring ?

A very unfortunate ménage a trios with two well known mps and a loofah.

What is the best addition to an omelette?

Polo mints and cherry lips
What time shall I open ( Home) School in the morning?

When the clock strikes none but only then if your first lesson is to be elfinology.

Will noggin the nog ever feature in your history lessons?

Yes definitely followed by Vicki the Viking
If the pandemic had hit in the 80,s how different would home schooling have been?

Chalk and crayons and pencils would have been harder to get than sanitiser. And by the time all lessons had been posted, there would be no stamps either.

Is it possible to eat a malteser traybake during Skidding Daintily On Ice?

Absolutely go for two
Why is the masked singer such a ridiculous concept ,but strangely enough?