Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Because it is?

Why couldn't I think of a better response?

Because it is hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way.

Is a pineapple hedgehog too cool for a party?

Not cool enough. Stick it out in the snow for a bit before you serve it?

Why are you having a party anyway, hmmmmm? (joking)

Because Fictional parties are the best and Im sure Jo Brand, Liza Tarbuck, Richard O’Brien and Greg Davies would appreciate it. Separate hogs, one with silver skin onions and one without. Hostess with the mostest.

Why am I hooked on Tattoo programmes?

Because you are sad that you missed the Edinburgh Tattoo last year and that it will probably be cancelled this year
What grade would OFSTED give me for my home schooling?

12 out of 10.

Would Kim and Aggie give me a similar score for my cleaning?

They would give up the show in your honour as they can never hope to clean as well as you
What would Scooby Doo, do?

Marry Velma, shag Shaggy, avoid Daphne. And also Fred.

Your favourite Scooby snack is...?

Ginger nuts
How are Scooby et Al coping with the pandemic?

They've had to do a childcare bubble up with Sooty, Sweep, Soo, Scampi & Richard. ( Richard in the blue jacket took over from Matthew)
As basically Richard cannot be left unsupervised when the 4 S's are at work.
Plus it's he's a playmate for Scoobs when the gang are sleuthing. Scooby doesn't like sleuthing as much now as it's too cold.

What is Mrs Brown's opinion on Covid & the state of the world today & will she be giving Grandad the vaccination?

Mrs Brown thinks the pandemic is a big hoax so no one will be given their vaccines
Why am I the only teacher in my home school can I be furloughed?

Help is coming. You will have a teaching assistant, a head master and a dinner person in their way soon. We are just trying to locate a fairy godmother to do the needful with the mice and birds. Furlough is not an option because we’ve had to spend the money on the Fairy Agency. Soz.

Is today the day?

Yes today is the day I hope everyone's prepared!!!
Where should I go for a virtual walk?

Five steps to the left of the moon. I hear the view is amazing! You say walk - I say float or drift - but it will have the same effect.

How does one learn telekinesis?

There's a few videos on you tube
Banoffi pie or fruit cake?

Easter eggs!

Why do dogs love snow so much?

They're trying to be Abominable Snowdogs.

Why do people keep ignoring their phone calls?

Because they just don't want to talk to you.

What kind of biscuits shall I make?

Any. I’m not fussy. Well, not keen on bourbons but I’d force them down. And I’d make you a lovely brew Togo with them.

Isn’t the moon spectacularly beautiful tonight?

Not tonight. Tomorrow night, maybe.

When will we be walking on sunshine again?

We won't be but we will be dancing on Ice
Is reality TV now doomed due to COViD?

No. We will just get reality stars who don’t isolate and those that do.

Would Towie be Towii?

If I've understood your question correctly, yes & there's also going to be a remake of Strictly called 'Strictly Come Isolating' & a remake of The Great British Sewing Bee called 'The Great British Sewing PPE'

Did I give the 'right' wrong answer, or the 'wrong' wrong answer & why?

Of course you didn't

can I get a rewind?

No but you can get a remind
Shall I go back to sleep?