Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Only if you’ve got a good dream to go back into.

Does anyone pick their clothes to go with a colour wheel?

Only if the colour wheel is monochrome.

Why are ready meal lasagnes 80% pasta, 10% sauce and 10% meat?

Because pasta grows on trees whereas horse meat is rare

When will it next snow?

On the 28 th of July
Does Nicola sturgeon have the same hairdresser as Angela Merkel?

No. She cuts it herself with a pair of pinking shears and a fat mug.

Has she had ‘the’ jab ?

No but she's had a Glasgow Kiss
Who will be the next person to answer this question?

Angela Hernandez

Why do I feel like I've just climbed Mount Everest in 60 seconds?

You've been acting with your car headset while climbing the stairs

How am I supposed to help my child with her French pronunciation when I don't speak Frenchm

VR headset. Not car headset

Buy a voice changing machine off eBay

Will I sleep.well tonight?

If you don’t I’ll be up because I won’t. If you do you won’t know that.

Why are corsetry showing wedding frocks all the rage at Kleinfelds?

There not Lady Diana wedding dress,s are all the rage!
Is it common knowledge that shaving foam and corn flour make a mess?

Yes but not as much mess as red wine and turmeric. My blooooooouse. 😫

What were you doing with cornflour and shaving foam?

Making a Xmas cake
What about the Tumeric and Red wine?

Trifle

Will I ever have a significant ither again to make my special trifle for?

Yes Donald when he Divorces Melania will be delighted by your special Trifle
Am I actually living in the Truman show?

No, you live at Epcot

What is my dog dreaming about?

Going to the dark side. humping a cat

What is the best custard for rhubarb?

Just drink a bottle of Rhubarb Vodka instead and then you won't care about custard
What should I do tomorrow morning that's different?

Wake up nursing a hangover from drinking rhubarb vodka.

Do vodka sweat stains come out of white bed linen?

Just wash the white linen in vodka it will be fine
Why is minced meat so Meh?

It is mehnced meht.

Why's it light, but also dark?

The Sun has on a puffa jacket because it is cold.

Why do I feel so tired?

Because you had a cup if coffee

Why is Monday such a drag?