Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

The best way to lure the Trump into the Lair/Sett
Chicken curry yay or nay?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!

How are we going to survive the next week without any radiators downstairs?

Fine if you stay upstairs.

Why is John Bishop in an ad for Dr who?

Because he's going to be playing a Dalek
Is it warm enough to sun bathe?

Yes get your bikini on and sun loungers out

Should I get my hair chopped?

No you should have a lovely 80,s style perm instead
Should I make my son wear his school uniform whilst home schooling next week?

No make him wear his pyjamas for virtual school & his uniform for bed.

There is fruit, yoghurt, jam, cheese, meat, salad stuff & condiments in the fridge, bread on the counter, peanut butter, marmite, honey & crackers in one cupboard, crisps, biscuits, cereal bars & different cereals in another cupboard, so why has my DD just flounced out of the kitchen exclaiming loudly that there is nothing to eat in this house? 🤷‍♀️

Because she is obviously the soulmate of my teenager and there is a major food/snack/drink/dinner conspiracy happening right now. This flouncing and accusations is a classic sign.

Is it icy out?

No it's beautiful weather ,time for a trip to the beach !
Is the poster who claims Badgers don't exist on the Badger thread insane ??

Yes. My ears to the ground are telling me that it's Trump sending a coded message to his fwends. As no other social media site will have him, a MN take over is being planned by then, well trying to be planned by them, but they're too busy fighting who gets the very important bigly red pen & who's turn it is to make the covfefe & whether that does mean coffee or coverage or something else.
Also I hear lampshades & cold roast beef are being thrown around the room in the quest to be Donnie's new best fwendie.

Any predictions for tomorrow?

Tomorrow is not Blue Monday, so therefore it can only be green. The whole world will be tinted green, for one day.

Any predictions for the day after that?

Wednesday. But I work shifts and never really know ...

Why do chickens cluck?

Because they want to do something that rhymes with cluck

Where is the missing chess piece?

Barbara Dickson has it on her windowsill.

Will my winter feet ever resemble summer ones?

Only when they shrink 4inches and have a haircut.

What should I listen to when I'm cleaning the kitchen?

When I'm cleaning windows
Why is it so cold?

Evolution - we now need to wear clothes.

What happens when we have children?

You start living on a world where mummy pig ,and Nanny plum become your best friends
When will i be called for a vaccine?

Roles in a film about vacuum cleaners do not come up that often. Maybe write a screen play or get someone to write one.

When will my child come back from her father's?

Yes. Via McDonald’s.

Why do I covet your genius name so much?

Because that is all I have - I don't have a wife.

Is it wrong to discretely cough near the maskless?

Coming from someone who used to speak to myself to stop (even) weirder people sitting next to me on an empty bus? No!

What are the chances someone has left some supper for me?

There will be a full banquet awaiting you.

What exactly is an 'extended noun phrase' and when were they invented?

It is the impeachment of Donald Trump and the Badgers invented them in 1706
Why is on line schooling hard work for me when it's not my online learning?

Some children need constant attention, supervision and/or do not comply. This is why teachers and school staff deserve so much more.

Why have I failed all my NY resolutions already?