Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

It’s wiser to do it in 2.

Will I ever, at any time in my adult life, NOT have a headache?

Yes. It will be on April 22nd, 2023, between 7.30pm and 8.10pm. Your DP is looking forward to it.

What is the best thing to give as a wedding present?

A packet of chocolate hob jobs
Who will be the next prime minister?

Hob nobs*

The man who manufactures hobjobs will be

What actually was the Bourne Ultimatum?

Someone saying to their partner "unless this baby is bourne soon, I will leave you".

Is it bad that I've never heard of the Bourne Ultimatum?

Better than never having heard of the failing flim flam.

How should I store the baubles from the tree?

In the bath

Is it too early to go to bed till tomorrow morning?

No you should have been in bed an hour ago
Is midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil quite possibly the worst film ever made?

No it has been hailed a ground breaking piece of filmography by Badgers Anonymous?

Why is my dog obsessed with stealing my bobble hat?

It reminds him of his previous life as a soviet spy.

Why do I have pins and needles in my foot?

Because unfortunately I stamped on it whilst having my tantrum about Covid nicking my McDonalds coffee (walk in takeouts not allowed at the moment) so sorry about that.

When will Covid stop acting like a rampant bull in a china shop pain in the arse rampant whinging toddler Phil Mitchell on acid arrogant twat & just calm down a give us just a normal big standard cold rather than cause mayhem, death & destruction so everyone can have a peaceful life including Covid?
(And we all live happily ever after albeit fed up with having a cold, just a normal cold)

I mean sorry about stamping on you foot

When Saturn aligns with Mars and and Hailey,s Comet appears twice in 75 years
How will the school zoom call go tomorrow?

You tell me. Its already happened.

Why did my ' key not work in that above sentence?

Because your key isn't a keyworker and nor does it work from home as it's been furloughed
What the hells happening with Donald Trump??

He found a Badger under the bed & is so terrified of it that's he gone even more psycho. Stupid thing is it was only his grandson Theo's Badger glove puppet.

How is Donald coping with being blocked from Facebook & Twitter?

He is giving Mickey such a raging and has demanded that Daisy keep her beak shut with her wisequacks.

Will you marry me Greg Davies?

Yes ,yes he will
Will Teams work tommorow or will it keep freezing?

If you speak to it nicely and give it a biscuit, it'll try hard.

What is the best outfit to flatter big boobs?

A see through outfit.

Could you give me a reason to not move to Devon?

A backless boob tube
Will the Badgers help with getting the Trump out of the white House?

Yes - security guards will dress up as badgers to forcibly remove him. He will believe that they are real badgers as he is, as we all know, insane.

How many of these threads will we be on by the time this thread has its first birthday in August? (I think?)

705
Did the Badgers start the thread in chat about Badgers ?

Yes they did. It's the start of their media campaign to get everyone 100% behind them for removing Trump.
I did laugh when I saw that @drinkingwineoutofamug
had enquired if the Badgers were eating mash potato 🤣

Now what are the Badger & the Fox discussing?