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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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bearlyactive · 15/11/2020 19:35

Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

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PandemicAtTheDisco · 12/01/2021 08:36

Sorry, that's the wrong answer. Children have all been sneakily replaced by illegal aliens. They are still acclimatising to the different species and expecting them to understand our educational system has defeated them.

Why have I failed all my NY resolutions already?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 12/01/2021 08:42

Sorry, still a rubbish answer.
The illegal alien changelings are sucking information directly from your brain in an effort to understand the online learning. That is why you are worn out.

Why have I failed all my NY resolutions already?

x2boys · 12/01/2021 08:49

Because you haven't had time to concentrate on them as you keep answering the same question over and over again,🤣🤣🤣,
Where should Trump go and live when he leaves the white House ,Camberwick Green,Chigley or Trumpton?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 12/01/2021 09:18

The island of Sodor. It's about time the FC was outed.

What will I learn in home school today?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 12/01/2021 09:23

Your child has been replaced with an illegal alien changeling....

Why does it seem like every teacher's voice is the same. The voice from the computer drones on and on. It's like Charlie Brown's school.

x2boys · 12/01/2021 10:41

Because the teacher is actually the demon head master
How would Grange Hill have coped with Teams?

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bearlyactive · 12/01/2021 18:52

They'd have just instructed all the kids to take a walk up the hill every day, and that would have been it.

How many episodes of Doc Martin will I get through tonight?

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x2boys · 12/01/2021 19:42

Well it depends wether you are wearing you Doc Martens or not if you are 74 and if not 43
Is the virus real or is it just virtual like everything else in our virtual lives ?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 12/01/2021 20:20

It's all a figment of your imagination. There is no virus.

Why won't my glass of wine come when I call it?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 12/01/2021 20:36

She's not called Merlot anymore, she's now Chardonnay. Try to remember the right name! She also needs more training but the online dog schooling has been a bit hit and miss.

Should I report my neighbours for their partying tonight?

x2boys · 12/01/2021 20:44

Yes if they haven't invited you ,are they at least doing the conga and Hokey Cokey.?l

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 12/01/2021 22:40

Pandemic's neighbours are actually playing musical bumps & chairs & statues to a mix of death metal & Bizet's Carmen.
Though there is a slight bit of confusion as I hear some guests have started throwing their car keys in the fruit bowl when the music stops.......

What does Trump think impeachment is/means?

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 12/01/2021 22:47

A surgically enhanced orange fat arse.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 12/01/2021 23:59

If you have be a Disney Princess and have a thing for the height impaired then it is a natural consequence. Try getting some cats.

Why does Trump have such a peculiar hair style?

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 13/01/2021 00:05

Grin because he mistakenly hired a merkinologist instead of a barber.

Is it recycling or normal bin day tomorrow?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 13/01/2021 00:44

Neither. To commemorate Trump getting binned, we are showing our support by filling our bins up with inflammables, placing them strategically then setting them alight. We of course, bear no responsibility but understand the anger.

Will there be a tomorrow?

x2boys · 13/01/2021 09:45

No but there will be 28 days later
In the battle of the hair styles who wins Trump or BoJo?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 13/01/2021 10:26

Harry Styles, despite his love of dresses, is very happy with his older new girlfriend. Neither Trump or BoJo have any chance with him.

(Coincidently Quief is American slang for Pussy fart which is very apt for Trump. BoJo is slang for a constipated shit that won't come out.)

How would you describe BoJo's hair?

x2boys · 13/01/2021 10:45

It's like a bright sunny meadow
How would you describe Keir Starmer,s hair ?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 13/01/2021 11:43

I've heard he has an infamous side part but have never been that intimate with him so cannot form an opinion.

Would a new business as a Manscaper have much potential in these strange times?

Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4
x2boys · 13/01/2021 12:29

It is a fantastically strange new business.venture and no PPE needed !
Should I have a bath?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 13/01/2021 13:22

To bathe or not to bathe, that is the question. How do you feel about the environment? Is it nobler to suffer the stench and save on water usage?

What would Hamlet do?

x2boys · 13/01/2021 15:14

Hamlet would go forth and multiply
Would it have been better to live in the middle ages or ancient times?

PandemicAtTheDisco · 14/01/2021 10:20

It all depends on whether you knew Gandalf or not.

Is there anything uglier than Trump and American Politics right now?

x2boys · 14/01/2021 11:13

A love child of Boris Johnson and Donald Trump would be uglier
Will the Badgers fix this??