Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Well that's The $64,000 Question really.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

The Egg Heads
Who wants to be a Millionaire?

9 out of 10 cats

Will Boris close schools?

He will announce today that all schools will remain open for 24 hours a day seven days a week
How many U Turns will the Government make before the end of the week ?

42781399108512780 U turns will be made.

Are my neighbours having a loft conversion?

Yes they are converting your loft into theirs
When will school phone me with details on their re opening?

In the year 3000.

What is Boris going to tell us tonight?

He's going to tell us every thing is super , smashing,great and let's see what we could have won
Is it cold enough to snow?

Yes, because Brexit has sorted out global warming.

Will I be allowed to go to work tomorrow?

Only if it's hot enough to sunbathe.

Can someone quickly invent a time machine please?

Yes if you're called Boris or Alexander.

Can someone quickly invent a time machine please?

Boris has that's what he's announcing. tonight
Where should I holiday this year ?

In your kitchen.

Will the world go on fire this year?

Only if a kangaroo shits in the Amazon

How do I teach my child maths when I'm rubbish at it myself?

Don't bother, who needs to add up correctly? Teach him Ancient Greek instead, so much more useful nowadays.

What book shall I read next?

Topsy and Tim loose their Shit In Lockdown

Why are shops that sell bikes essential retail?!!

It’s actually the dogs fault.
What time do you put the Mars bar in the freezer?

At 2 am of course
What time do the crisps need to go in the freezer?

Salt and vinegar at 9pm. All others at 430am.

Will I get my decorations finally down today?

Yes your Halloween decorations really need to come down now
Will DS live lessons go well tommorow and will he get dressed and not wear his pajamas?

He'll get dressed... in his pyjamas.

What you waitin' for?

The plague of 1664

Where has my third smallest garden elephant statue gone?

It packed its trunk and went off on a jolly with Nelly. Trumpety trump and all that jazz.

Will the gritters be out tomorrow or will I be sliding home again?

Neither. You’ll be parachuted home. But don’t tell anyone.

When will covid be finished?

Once it has had its bath and a bednight story.

Is it wise to eat a packet of jaffacakes within 3 minutes?