Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Nein.

How many times will I end up listening to ABBA's Happy New Year song today?

(P.S. Happy New Year everyone!)

75 times
Sindy or Barbie ?
( Happy new year)

Pippa. Fitted in a pocket and didn’t poke action man’s eyes out with boobage.

Smooth or bitty orange juice?

Fermented grape juice
Chocolate or crisps ?

Crisps for the first course, chocolate for pudding.

But what flavour crisps are best?

Sprout and Hedgehog flavour
Is everyone to hungover to play today?

You can never be too bolloxed to play Mornington Crescent.

Do folk get lairy still on’t tube?

Quite possibly but trains are worse caught a very nasty virus on a packed train ( long before COVID )
How long before lockdown?

3-2-1-now!

When do we unlock again?

Now. But we have to lock again in 3-2-1.

Will January be over soon?

In about 6 months
Why is zoom called Zoom ?

Because it makes you want to zoom far far far away, up and out of the window, never to return to working from home.

Why am i addicted to mumsnet when it’s so shit?

Because the poo troll keeps making an appearance.

Where is everyone?

Watching Mumsnet the live musical
Will schools open or won't they when will we find out?

They won’t open. You’ll find out at 6.10am on the day your children are due back.

When should the Christmas tree come down?

When our Glorious Leader announces that Covid is over.

Is anyone getting deja vu from about March?

Yes Déjà vu from march 2017
Why does my back tooth hurt ?

Because your tooth is identifying as your back today & feels like it's done too much yoga.

Why does it feel like Monday?

Because Sunday is indentifying as Monday today
What will Monday identify as ?

2020

Is it my bin day tomorrow?

It might be it might not be bin collection ,s are very mysterious at this time of the year t
The real question is it recycling week or general rubbish week?

It's green waste only week!

How late will my food delivery be tonight?

Half an hour after you have fallen into a deep sleep
Are face masks the future??

No, I don't have a crystal ball.

Would you ever go on The Chase?

No but I’d happily go out in the town with Bradley.

Would it all be a bit Pointless?