Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

It's because the lady loves milk tray
Has a man you have never met ever bought you flowers?

Nope. Nobody's ever bought me flowers. *

*This is actually true, I know it was meant to be a wrong answer, sorry!!!

Should I get out the violins now?

No but get the drums out and play Nirvana teen spirit as loud as you possibly can until you are sure you have annoyed your neighbours

What is your favourite flower?

The cauliflower.

When will I get my Christmas presents?

I,ll drop them at your door ,Santa left yours at my house by accident
Should I get a pet elephant?

Hmm I think you need to tell your Badger that a pet elephant 🐘 is for life not just Christmas & NY.
You know that you will be the one that ends up of walking it & feeding it.

How about getting some stick insects 🥢 🐜 instead?

Sorry but stick insects are a no no with badgers as they constantly want to make seesaws with them

Is it 2021 yet?

You have missed it we have had a time slip due to COViD it's actually 2023
Is BoJo still prime minister?

No, he has been elected President for Life.

Will we all have been vaccinated by then?

I have no blooming idea but I do know that Tom Cruise will be married again by then.

Are you the Dancing Queen maybe not 17 but having the time of your life? Ooh yeh?

No I'm waiting for my Waterloo to win the war
Will schools be going back anytime soon ,will it all be a big surprise?

Schools are out for summer - so the song goes so it must be true.

Can anybody apart from me sing along to the Ketchup song?

Si mi amiga

Aserejé
Mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina
Viene Diego rumbeando.......

La Pregunta
¿Diego es un buen bailarín?

Errrrrrm.... oui?

Has Tracy accidentally changed her language setting to Spanish?

Tracy is actually a double agent working for Spain's secret service and has momentarily forget s/he is logged on to Mumsnet as ,Spain is planning a major political Coup in the. New year
Soap on a roap thoughts ?

Wir werden The Rock schockierend rosa malen und die Affen auf Dirty Martinis betrinken, während wir so tun, als wären wir Co-Eltern von Gibraltar!!

ist die Seifenfrage should I open the wine now?

Natuurlijk moet je nu de wijn open trekken. Het is Oud en Nieuw!

Spreekt hier iemand Nederlands?

I understand piggy back slang ???

Will it be a happy New year??

Only for Donald Trump

When should I take the Christmas tree down?

On June the 21st obviously.
Will the tier system work

Yes, it will make a GREAT cake.

How come my laptop has a mind of its own tonight?

It has a delayed millennium bug.

Dwarves. Or not dwarves?

Trolls.

Is 2021 going to be an improvement?

It couldn't ever be better than 2020!!

Why did I let my kids stay up til midnight?

Because you wanted a lie in
AIbu to find it odd my DD no longer can live where she was born without a visa?