Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Yep. When we hit midnight on NYE the bubble will burst and we'll be launched back into normality.

What have I got to do to make you love me? (Not serious!)

The way you always bake me a chocolate cake on a Friday every Friday without fail
Why did I just eat a packet of cocktail sausages?

Because you are LadBaby and you LOVE sausage rolls, but this time you decided to skip the pastry.

Where do you stand on LadBaby's triple Christmas Number One run?

Not as catchy as last years sausage but love him & the LadBaby family!

LadBaby for PM?

Nope, that honour should go to one of his little boys!

Will LadBaby go for 4 years in a row?

Yes he will do a duet with Tiffany of I think we're alone now
Is anyone having a large gathering on New year's Eve?

I always do daarrling. I'm hiring the houses of parliament, Big Ben and the London Eye for a big bash. And issuing everyone else with blacked out glasses so they can't see OUR fireworks. Guest list is currently at 6000. Can't decide whether to invite my new pal Corona..

What questions is Boris asking his Magic 8 ball tonight?

Tell me how I'm related to Prince Albert II of Monaco & what would he do in this hiccup?

Would any of you lovely lot like to finish cleaning my bathroom? (I keep wandering off/getting distracted)

I will if you come and take out my bins and sort out the recycling
Let it snow ,let it snow ,let it snow?

YES! MORE DISRUPTION FOR THE SCHOOLS!!!!

Will schools actually go back, though?

All the schools have gone into hiding, leaving just the empty playgrounds.

What is the badger school system like?

The have Badger primary ,Badger secondary and Badgerversity,that teach a wide range of Badger subjects and leave Badger ,s well equipped to deal with the world of Badgering
Deal or no Deal?

Come on down!

Will I break my bones if I go out for a walk?

Yes you will as you do insist on wearing flip flops whatever the weather
Are Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer secretly Besties ?

They were, but Keir was Wendied by Dominic Cummings.

Where’s Elvis?

Down the chip shop

What will DH forget from the really quite small shopping list?

The shopping ,but he will come back with something random from Aldi middle aisle
Why am I now in tier four???

To hide the impending alien invasion.

It's a non-drinking night but we've just been put in Tier 4. Again. Vodka, gin or something else?

Vodka,gin and something else mixed together
How do the Badgers feel about tier four?

As Covid is allergic to Badgers they aren't affected but they are feeling sad for us humans.
The Badgers are having an urgent Sett Adjacent to Mr Bartholomew's Attic (SAMBA) meeting tonight to discuss the rollout of the Badger's Human Covid Vaccine & how to distribute it as the quickest way is for a Badger to bite you or have a 10 min snog with you. The Humans will then be totally immune to all versions of Covid, but may end up with a black & white stripe in their hair.

What would be your specialist subject on MasterMind?

The life and times of Badgers
What alcohol shall I buy to drink tommorow?

Definitely Bucks Fizz and Tia Maria (for posh coffee, don’t forget the cream)
Why do Tesco’s think mint sauce is a substitute for English mustard 🥴

Because the colours look lovely together & also the order picker is a fan of hotdogs with onions & mint sauce.

Why are Milk Tray so sickly? They weren't yuk when I was small child.
(Though my fave was Black Magic - always pinching my DM's)

Because when you were little you were chowing down on wham bars so the Milky Way tasted savoury in comparison.

What do you suggest to make me smile instead of cry?

Milk Tray. Not milkyways. Sorry