Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Does anyone like Xmas pudding ?
When should I have a Xmas drink?

Start now!

Turkey or something else for Xmas dinner tomorrow?

Beans on toast
What do the Badgers think of Boris,s deal ?

They are too attracted to his hair to care

Is 21 mince pies sufficient? Plus 3 jam tarts.

It should be just about be enough for you
What time should I put the Turkey in tommorow?

Wishing all the lovely ladies & (men if any) on this thread a Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
It's been a lovely few months of completely bonkers chat & 🦡 & here's to the next year of 🦡 & bonkers chat 🥂🍾
UnMumsnetty hugs to you all

2.57pm ready in time for the Queen's speech at 3pm.

Champagne Darling?

Oh yes please 🍾🥂
Has Donald accepted he will no longer be president very soon?
And a merry Xmas to you to long may this thread continue

No, he'll still be thinking he's president in 2024.

Who will actually be president then?

Simon cowbell of course and why wouldn't he be ????
I really don't want to be hungover for Xmas day how can I avoid that now ?

Cowell,although cowbell might be a better choice

By cooking Christmas dinner. The stress will replace the alcohol in your system.

Who is Simon Cowbell???

(P.S. Happy Christmas my fellow wrong-answerers, thank you for keeping this thread going!)

Simon cowell,s nephew
Aibu to feel stuffed?

You are considering you haven’t eaten yet.

How comes there is rain that soaks you through and another type of rain that doesn’t?

I don't know, but there's more than that. There's purple rain too!

How come I like lemonade, but hate Sprite?

Because you also don't like Dandelion and Burdock
Is Irn bru really made in Scotland from Girders?

No, it's made from lead stolen from roofs.

Is there such a thing as too many pigs in blankets?

Yes and you should make pigs in Duvets instead
It's my son's birthday tommorow ,was this good timing?

It was AMAZING timing and people will never ever ask him what it's like to have a birthday so close to christmas.

Will my house ever be half tidy looking again?

No, the most you can hope for is a quarter.

Why has it got so cold so suddenly?

Because someone is hunting for something and they're getting further and further away from it. The person who's hidden it is shouting "Cold! Cold! Colder!"

Who has been wanting far too much, for far too long?

God, that's why he's sent us the Badgers to sort us all out.

The best Bond film ever is?

Bond goes to Monte Carlo
Are Danny and Sandy still together?

They work in the chipper together but she is married to the owner and he makes paper aeroplanes from the wrappers.

Is the university of life giving out degrees this year?

No, it's closed down due to COVID and is not the University of Virus.

How many chocolates can I eat between now and half past 10.

715
Why is dh downstairs watching Grease 2?