Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

You wont let him watch it upstairs.

What day is it?

_day. Just call it "day". The prefix is no longer needed.

What did you want to be when you were younger?

A badger, obviously.

Why do all these new cups say handwash only?

Because some clown tried to make their cat wash up with its paws.

Is there any point in hoovering today?

Only if your dh gave you one for Christmas, in which case it's now his job.

What about laundry?

No laundry untill the end of the pandemic
Even if Jolene didn't take her man ,he just wasn't that into Dolly was he ?

Dolly realised afterwards that she had a very lucky escape as 'the man' Jolene snared was actually Donald Trump. He was almost a really genuinely nice guy who didn't fake tan as he couldn't stand the smell of it. However Jolene invented the first non biscuit smelling fake tan & waved it under Donald's nose uttering the immortal words 'You're not fired honey, hitch ya wagon to my skirts & we're on the money all the way to the big ol White House & world domination.'

What do Badgers think about Dolly Parton?

They think she has a good voice but tbh they prefer Sinnita
Given a choice would the Badgers prefer to listen to Kenny Rogers or Cliff Richard?

The St Winifred's School Choir.

Where do you see yourself in a year's time?

Cryogenically frozen but able to communicate via the medium of mime.

How do you tone up inner thighs from hip to knee?

By eating crisps and drinking gin
Hit me with your hangover cures ?

Decapitation. Cures headaches instantly.

Will my DD get a birthday party in March? She's still waiting for the one from last March...

Of course she will In march 2025
How do the Badgers celebrate birthdays?

By badgering each other until they throw a party.

Did x2boys's DS have a good birthday?

No. Priti Patel ruined it.

What can we do for fun in the next few days?

Run naked down the high street singing 'I've Had The Time Of My Life (Dirty Dancing Theme) through a megaphone.

Did someone once tell a younger Priti that when she smirked that she looked like Keira Knightly & so now how many hours a day does Priti practise her smirk? Does she have a collection of smirks with different ratings for different occasions?

She has a hall of mirrors in her home precisely for practicing her smirks ,so she can look at them from every angle and she practices them for at least five hours a day
What unexpected event will happen in 2021?
Thank ,s for asking @bearlyactive* ,yes he did in a totally yeah whatever only Teenage boys manner

Alexas will come to life.

What more can I do? (Oh baby all I want for Christmas is you.....!)

You can invent a time machine.

How many u turns before the end of the year?

It depends how many one way streets you drive up the wrong way
What's happening on new year's Eve?

The Queen has decided to open BP for a mahooosive NYE party but you can only go if your Badger takes you (as Badgers protect you from Covid)

What else are Badgers experts at?

Crocheting and knitting they make some lovely matinee jackets for Baby Badgers
What did the Badgers do with the left over Turkey?

...Ate it....?

Why the badger obsession still?

Because they’re cuter than snakes.

What is love?

Love is the intense feelings you have for Donald Trump
Has this year all been a bad dream?