Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Ask to be adopted by kindly Badgers.

So what's the next installment of the reality show 'Strictly Covid I'm Not A Celebrity But Get Me Out If Here If We're Dancing On Ice Doing A Bake Off With The MasterChef Professionals: The Live European Variety Special?

Boris and Michele Barnier are going to battle it out in BREXIT it's a knockout style event ,Donald Trump will judge it because he's known to be a very fair and principled man who is scrupulously honest
Will it be a Xmas like no other ?

It will be like a Xmas before Xmas was even realised thousands of years ago. In fact the the pre Xmas before the first Xmas was so unamazing that people decided something needed to happen to cheer everyone up during these dark Winter nights.

When is Jesus coming to sort it all out?

He's coming with the three wise men bearing gifts with Santa and the Reindeers on Xmas Eve
Is everyone bubbling with their Badgers for Xmas ?

My badger is a permanent member of my household. As is her husband, and their Badgerlings.

Whose got the sellotape? It was here a second ago...

Erm my DCat has wandered off with it. She's fed up with next door's cat C trying to head butt her & touch noses. Just because M let him do it once C thinks he's got the green light to do it again. M has slapped him round the chops a few times with her paws, however he hasn't learnt.
So M is going to creep through C's cat flap in the dead of night & whilst he's asleep she's going to parcel him up then drag him to the post box down the road.
Then come to yours to return the sellotape.

Why is finishing off the Sainsbury's Christmas food shopping delivery even more tedious than the normal shopping delivery order?

Because Sainsbury's is very expensive and only middle class people with their middle class incomes can afford it try Iceland
Will my cheap as chips Iceland Turkey crown be as as good as a free range hand reared Turkey crown?

It will be even better!
(In my area Sainsburys is cheaper than Tesco & roughly on par with Asda plus we do get some stuff at Aldi & we are royalty not mc 🤣🤣🤣 well not really as it's only the cat that's royalty & the Badgers are mc)

What's occurring?

Nothing at all. I have no work because the NHS isn't busy at all. Nobody is ill and nobody has COVID.

Given that it's not busy, why haven't I managed to have lunch?

Because your Butler is still preparing it.

What would do with a drunken sailor?

Introduce it to a cow and let them jump over the moon together.

Why is Bargain Hunt so bbbbooooorrrriiiiinnnnngggg?

Your gin to mouth ratio is all wrong.

Do I look as though I button up the back?

No you look as though you are zipped up the front
Why is it so cold?

Because the oven is turned off.

Would it be rude not to open a bottle tonight?

It would be rude not to open all your bottles, one for each of us on these threads & plus extra for the Badgers.

Have the Badgers finalised their plans to take over the country yet? As looking forward to having some grown ups in charge.

That is T7... Badger take over

Did Covid actually come from badgers as part of their world domination plot?

No but they did invent all of the vaccines in a bid to save their pets( humans )
Aibu to be somewhat concerned Santa doesn't appear to be wearing a mask in the NORAD Santa Tracker ?

Santa is immune - he's had the vaccine. He was the second person to get it.

Tell me - how many advent calendars is the maximum a greedy person should have at Christmas?

24... One per day... Is the ideal number

What have I forgotten to do?

Put your clothes on. But you've had tea/coffee so that's OK.

Why am I not listening to my Christmas playlist?

Because it's 24th June

Why don't MNHQ get some more emojis?

I don't know, do they know? Shall we tell ask them to get some more emojis, like various Badger ones.

Why have I still not wrapped DD's pressies?

Oops terrible vernacular from me after all this is MN 😂

Why have I left it until the last minute to wrap DD's presents?

Because there is nothing you like better than spending Xmas Eve evening wrapping presents
Anyone care to explain this BREXIT deal to me?

Anyone care to explain this BREXIT deal to me?

I've always been under the impression that is was a new type of cheese, either only made in Europe or only made in the UK, or both, or none.

Do I even like Christmas pudding?