Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Because BBC stands for Bleak Blue Crappiness.

What will next year's Blue Monday be like?

It will actually be the most wonderful day of the year in comparison to everything else that's been going on.

Is Covid having a laugh or what?

No, COVID is very sorry to have been so inconvenient to us.

Should I play Exploding Kittens?

Try detonating dogs

AIbu to go to M&S just for a Colin the Caterpillar cake?

You can only go if you get some Percy's too & pick me up a bottle of Island Sunset perfume for my DD's Xmas stocking (though I've already got her Mugler's Angel Nova, she wants some Island Sunset too!)

Before I ask the question, I would just like to thank the Badgers for being so brilliant for being right answer on Michael McIntyre's The Wheel & winning Jodie from Warrington £19000.

How are the Badgers feeling about everything in general today?

The badger I saw earlier looked very happy. He was at work, looking very cute in a snowy Christmas scene.

Is Elfs or Elves correct? (As in North Pole creature, obviously mystical creature plural is Elves)

Elves is correct. It happens to be a clever nickname. They are all in fact named Elvis, and the plural would be Elvis's which would cause confusion and delay for the fat Christmas controller.

Why are carrots orange?

Overdid it on the fake tan.

Why are parsnips so pale?

Too long underground.

Who will win Strictly 2021?

Prince Edward

Should we say sod it & fuck it & have short term immense pain for long term peace & quiet gain or am I a sadist?

Sod it and fuck it you sadist

How am I going to manage to keep smiling for another god knows how many months?

Buy a mask with a fake smile and wear that
What are the rulz for the Badgers over the Xmas period ?

Hello ,where is everyone today?

You called 🦡🦡😂?

Right Badger Rulz are that they don't need any because they are very clever & sensible & have this Covid thing sussed. However the Badgers are despairing over us humans for being such numpties & are working on their coup to take over the UK government & make everything ok again.

Shall I write a romcomdramathrillerselfhelp book about Badgers?

No I think you need to identify as a Badger and write an autobiography
What do the Badgers know about COVID that us mere humans are too stupid to understand?

They understand mutation. As they are actually mutant pandas themselves.

Does anyone else keep thinking about the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles today?

COVID is actually an alien intelligence which is here to take over the world.

Are the badgers in league with the aliens?

Both badgers and aliens play Rugby League. Along with Bulls, Panthers, and Cougars. Dolphins prefer Baseball

Does anyone else keep thinking about the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles?

Yes I have always loved a hero in a half shell.

Is it really Christmas on Friday?

No of course not it's Easter Sunday on Friday I hope you have bought your Easter egg,s !
How many tiers will there eventually be ?

5.... Fruit, chocolate, vanilla, carrot and lemon.

Am I am immature to giggle at DHs work call (he said I've just googled the bottom of a foxhound)

Yes - that is a perfectly reasonable thing to Google!

Should I make my gingerbread today or tomorrow?

It doesn't matter when you make it ,but you need to run run as fast as you can ,if you are making ginger bread men
What should I buy the Badgers for Xmas ?

Animal Farm but all badgers

What is a badgers favourite book?

The Badger of Venice

What will the doommongers do after the pandemic?