Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Lol.🤣 Not enough shepherds sadly
Do shepherds watch their flocks by night ?

They are too busy washing their socks

Swimming lessons... Most boring thing to watch. Yes or no?
(Or... What do they have to do to move up a level?!?)

No they are very ,very exciting who wouldn't want to be squashed into a small enclosed warm place with screaming toddlers watching your precious first born struggle with a noodle ? The Badgers deceide when they can move up a level.
Will BREXIT ever be finalized?

Yes, and everyone will live happily ever after.

What is the Queen getting Prince Philip for Christmas?

A lady Badger to go with his Mr Badger as Philip's male Badger has been watching the John Lewis Christmas Advert of 2014 the one with Monty Penguin who gets a new girlfriend.
Philip hasn't noticed this but Elizabeth has as women notice these things.
Philip thinks his Badger wants an alarm clock.
Elizabeth has also bought Philip a copy of 'Men Are From Mars & Women Are From Venus' & a cabbage. The cabbage is a joke present that she gets Philip every year as it's his nickname for her.

Do you think the Queen reads this thread?

Of course I do.

Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

Yes always but as your the Queen you don't need it
How will your Xmas be Queenie?

Scandal, fight and controversy free with super noodles for the main and a walnut whip for pud. Sorted.

Has anyone successfully pieced together a mistakenly cross cut shredded bit of paper?

Certainly, all in the day's work for the head of MI5.

What was on this piece of paper?

The instructions for the dining room table that' needs building for Xmas lunch
Should we have a barbecue on Xmas day?

Yes, and you should use a real Christmas tree for that delicious smoky pine disinfectant flavour.

Why don't I like mince pies?

Because they are supposed to be a dessert you are not supposed to make them with minced meat and carrots
When will we find out when secondary schools go back?

When your DC are at university

Is anyone living in dread of a phone call from school next week?

No, but I am living in dread of a phone call. Well, phone calls. Just phone calls in general really.

When will my rescheduled hospital appointment come through?

In 2022.

When should I travel to my Christmas bubble?

In February
Why did no one tell me BoJo was coming to Bolton today ?

Because you have a restraining order due to all those love letters

Aibu to be excited about Santa Train today?

It is cancelled due to glitter on the line.

Who is eating all the mayonnaise?

You. It is time to now openly face up to your mayonnaise addiction.

Will my parcel finally arrive today?

Yes, but only after you've gone to bed.

Have you been involved in a car accident that wasn't your fault?

It's already arrived ,sorry I am your next door neighbour and signed for it three weeks ago and forgot all about it hope it's not important?
Did Trump really win big?

All car accidents are my fault. I drive it like I stole it, leaving chaos in my wake
Trump is actually the President of the Universe

Tier 4 or no Tier 4?

Tier 65
Does anyone really understand the Rulz?

The badgers do.

Why why why Deliah?

Because she didn't want to break down your door
Why is BBC news so depressing?