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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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bearlyactive · 15/11/2020 19:35

Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 15/12/2020 22:01

Only if there isn’t a z I’m the month.

Is it too late to prune the tree?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/12/2020 00:15

Not only a u-turn but he'll also do a fouetté, a pirouette, a grand adage, a quadruple axel finishing with a perfect Produnova vault off a shopping trolley atop a horse atop a London bus blindfolded.

Where has all my money gone?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/12/2020 00:18

Cross posted as my post took so long to compose.
Everyone can have a mince pie as long as you prune your tree/bush doing a fouetté, a pirouette, a grand adage, a quadruple axel finishing with a perfect Produnova vault off a shopping trolley atop a horse atop a London bus blindfolded or if it's easier during a month with a Z in it.

Now where has all my money gone?

Weloveoptimus · 16/12/2020 00:37

It's gone in to the pies!

Where have all those selection boxes disappeared to?

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 16/12/2020 00:55

Melted down to make avocado bathroom suites.

Were you ever in the mood for dancing/romancing ?

x2boys · 16/12/2020 07:22

Absolutely ,every Monday morning in January at 7am
Does Blue Peter still exist and does it still use sticky backed plastic?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 16/12/2020 10:07

Peter has turned green. No more plastic.

Apparently my DM has sent us a parcel from Thornton's. WIBU to taste test the entire box to assess the quality of the chocolate?

x2boys · 16/12/2020 10:44

No have it as your lunch with a bottle of pink gin
Does anyone wish it could be Xmas everyday ?

ArrowsOfMistletoe · 16/12/2020 14:48

No, I want it to be the 25th of June every day. Much better chance of decent weather. December is so overrated.

Why are all my days 36 hours long at the moment?

x2boys · 16/12/2020 16:23

Because it's been hard ,days ,night and you have been working like a dog
Will the Badgers be watching the Queen's speech?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/12/2020 16:31

Didn't you know that the Badgers write the Queen's speech.
The corgis are normally in charge of the background props but unfortunately the Buckingham Palace mice are very naughty & keep rearranging things hence the year of the gold piano debacle.
The BP mice think they're starring in Bagpuss & one day balayaged all the corgis pink & white!
The Queen was not amused but Philip thought it was hilarious.

Are the Badgers all ready for Christmas?

NoGoodPunsLeft · 16/12/2020 16:37

Not yet because their WiFi is down so can't order their food shop.

Is Toad hosting 3 bubbles at Toad Hall?

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bearlyactive · 16/12/2020 18:12

No, he's hosting three toads.

Why me? Sad Grin

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TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/12/2020 18:21

Because you're beautiful.

Who has put sleepy dust in the atmosphere today? As everyone is soooo tired & unmotivated.

x2boys · 16/12/2020 18:32

Boris, he's increasing the amount he puts in ,over the week in the plan that everyone will sleep through Xmas and New year and therefore no mixing of household,s
Is it bed time yet?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 17/12/2020 00:29

No it's only half midnight here so it's way too early.
6am is a good bedtime if you have to be up at 7.40am.

I have been invited to an ambassadors party, should I take some Ferrari Rocher or something else?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 17/12/2020 00:29

Ferrero Rocher not a Ferrari

NoGoodPunsLeft · 17/12/2020 06:47

No, the new ambassador has a nut allergy. Take a jam roly poly instead.

Where is the party being held?

x2boys · 17/12/2020 07:26

In the village hall
Why is it still term time?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 17/12/2020 07:51

Because we have so much to learn.

Why are non uniform days so complicated?

x2boys · 17/12/2020 07:58

Because after a very long and complicated term schools felt a little bit more complication was exactly what was needed right now
Will 2 kg of Turkey be enough for four people and a dog?

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bearlyactive · 17/12/2020 12:13

Absolutely - in fact, it will be fine for eight people and two dogs!

What is going on with the tiers?

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x2boys · 17/12/2020 12:36

Every ones in tears over the tiers
How many tiers do the Badgers have?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 17/12/2020 13:01

12

  1. No TB anywhere
  2. TB other side of world. Look cute.
  3. TB on next continent... Look cuter
  4. TB on same continent... Look cute and cuddly
  5. TB in same country... Start spreading rumours about moles.
  6. TB in next county. Dig deep setts, educate Badgerlings about shotguns
  7. TB in same county. Raid pharmacy for BCG jabs. Spread rumours about foxes.
  8. TB in next Sett. Stay at home except for essentials like wine.
10. TB in two nearby Setts. Build a fortress 11. TB in all surrounding Setts. Cancel Christmas 12. TB in your Sett. Blame it on school children and students. Deny it has anything to do with your own actions. It was definitely Brexit.

Will badgers be affected by Brexit?

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bearlyactive · 17/12/2020 17:19

They both start with B, so yes.

How was x2boys' shepherd's pie? (spotted you on another thread Grin)

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