Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Posted before I'd finished......

Certainly, as long as you wear a pair of Google Glasses 24/7 until you're 108.

Why do random parts of my face feel numb?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

But I love it.

What do you think of the new Robson & Jerome single?

I prefer wine to shots these days.

What shall I do today

Come and clean my house
Why did I think it was such a good idea to drink lots of wine yesterday 🙄

Because it was sending out subtle "drink-me-drink-me" vibes.

Why is Bargain Hunt so bloody boring?

Because there isn't much hunting ,and the bargains are not much of a bargain
Where ,s the dog lead?

Because they are t allowed to use dogs, only humane methods

How long will the power cut last?

Untill the pandemic is over
What do I need from B&M,s tommorow?

Three bags of hay and two fried eggs.

How do I do a supposedly easy fishtail plait?

Watch Masterchef & you'll soon get the hang of it.

Why does no one empty the recycling apart from me?

No one else has a bike.

Why has no one invented a wrapping robot yet.

Because they haven't worked out who would wrap the wrapping robot. Except another wrapping robot. And you can see how this ends.

Should I stop contemplating infinity?

Yes. Right this second. [grin

Can you live on crisps?

Only if they are large enough to build a dwelling on, and really sturdy.

A I allowed to lust after unattainable men on television?

Yes but only the ones who live close enough to you to follow

When am I next going to buy fuel for the car?

At 10pm

Do badgers have pets?

No, but they do wear monocles.

Will I manage to clean the house before Christmas?

No as you will decide to complete a triathlon every day before Christmas as it's far more exciting.

How has the custard (from my custard doughnut) managed to get in my hair & eye?

It was always there. The doughnut sucked it out of your hair in the first place.

Why do webbed feet happen?

They happen when humans mate with ducks
Why won't the dog settle ?

He's trying to catch the elf.

What will 2021 be like?

Put it this way ,you ain't seen nothing yet!
What do the Badgers think of Mumsnet ?

They love it and post regularly but don't like to reveal they are badgers.

Is there a reason every set of my outside lights have stopped working?

The alignment of Saturn and Jupiter.

Will Boris do a U turn?

No, because he’s a decent and honourable man.

Should I have another mince pie?