Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Because they 'accidentally' put the pin in Uncle instead.

What do I wrap if the actual gift is stuck in a Royal Mail depot over Christmas?

The entire Royal Mail depot. Invest in a ton of wrapping paper, and go mad with it. (Bonus points if you wrap the vans too!)

Why am I so tired?

Because you ran over your feet earlier which was rather 'tyring'

Where shal I hide the elf tonight?

Because the text on MN is becoming vanishingly small, making it more effort to read.

Why is my sister's 7yo DD wearing a sleep mask during the day?

Because she’s a vampire.

Why are pyjamas so comfy?

Crosspost.

@Aroundtheworldin80moves Under a shoe, as if someone tried to crush him to death.

Why is my sister's 7yo DD wearing a sleep mask during the day.

Let the elf drink your gin instead and fall asleep wherever
What does the elf on the shelf do for the rest of the year?

Because she wants to have a quick snooze in class
Will Bolton ever come out of tier three even though our rates of infection much lower than London?

Because you're one of Santa's Elves and you've been working 24 hour days for the past 6 weeks. And you're still not done.

Why are my tree lights being a pain in the arse?

Because they're hungry.

Why has it taken 26 yrs for Mariah's 'All I Want For Christmas' to reach No1?

Because the one she wanted for Xmas 26 years ago wasn't really that interested in her it's only now 26 years later she's found her one true love
Would baby really have been happy if she had ended up with Johnny ?

Nobody puts baby in the corner

Should there be a British Barbeque Showdown

Absolutely Nadiiya was robbed.

Hell why did I think it was a good idea to drink 2 bottles of Champagne?

Because your absolutely fabulous darling!
When people get sick of grey ,what colour will they decorate their homes in?

The colour purple, obviously. Or orange, which is the new black.

Can I stop now?

No you need to carry on forever ,is nobody playing any more

Boris is playing battleships in the Channel

Where can I get a Spitfire?

You don't need a Spitfire. You need a dragon, they spit fire.

Have I really got all my Christmas presents now?

Have you remembered Great Aunt Belinda? No toffee or alcohol

Will I having wrapping to do on Christmas Eve.

It depends if your name is Eminem or not.

Is it possible to lose 5 stone in a year without getting loose skin?

Not if you tie it up in knot on top of your head. Should Christmas be rearranged so it falls in July?

No. Rudolph and Co vetoed this at 8pm yesterday.

How many presents can I possibly wrap tonight?

7.167 before you release the scissors and tape have been wrapped.

How many presents will Dudley Dursley get?

None. He's a fictional character.

Will I ever be able to watch all the things I want to watch on various streaming platforms before I die of old age?

Certainly, as long as you wear a pair of Google Glasses.

Why do random parts of my face feel numb?