Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

No, but soon I will be a home coming queen!

If you can reach me by railway, and by trailway, and on an airplane, can you reach me with your mind?

Only if you meet me halfway in a big yellow taxi. Then you will be always on my mind.

Are friends electric?

Only if they've got a family full of eccentrics.

Why am I haemorrhaging money?

Money ,Money,Money ,could be funny in a rich man,s world
Let's all meet up in the year 2000?

That's a brilliant idea for a MN meet up, so put my name down.

Does anyone know anyone with a DeLorean that has a working flux capacitor or something similar so we can get to the meet up?

Because we've had a bit too much Christmas spirit. Or some of us have, anyway ;)

Should workplaces break up for Christmas the same time as schools?

Yes, the badgers down the road own one and will trade for a few leftover chocolates.

Should workplaces break up for Christmas the same time as schools?

Yes, especially hospitals. The drs and nurses deserve the break.

Have I finished Christmas shopping yet?

No, you've forgotten Great Uncle Peter, and his friends Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail.

Do Peter and Cottontail ever mix up Flopsy and Mopsy?

No Flopsy is 6 feet tall and Mopsy is 3inches tall.

Where did I put the lights for my tree?

On the tree obviously.

What are the chances of my brother's Christmas present arriving before 9am tomorrow?

It will arrive at 9:01, just after he leaves.

Why has my Tippex crystallised?

Because the badgers borrowed it for a makeup session and forgot to put the lid back on.

Is it time for dinner yet?

No, it's time for breakfast

What will the traffic be like on the A1 and M11 tomorrow?

It will jammed in the direction you are going and flowing easily in the other direction
So Xmas ,how normal will it be?

It will be the most extraordinary Christmas ever! We will be talking about it in years to come with a faraway glazed look in our eyes.

What do Badgers think about Kevin Bacon?

They loved him in Footloose ( didn't we all ) but think he's a bit irrelevant now particularly in those phone adverts
What do the Badgers think of Tom Cruise ?

They love him as in 2017 two young Badgers saved Tom's life whilst he was filming Mission Impossible in London, Tom fell between 2 buildings whilst performing a stunt & was caught by Brett & Bracken 🦡 🦡
Ever since then Tom gifts every UK Badger family a Christmas cake at Christmas.
(If you don't believe me about Tom & his cake gifting: www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.insider.com/tom-cruise-sends-co-stars-cakes-no-sugar-when-training-video-2018-7%3famp )

Does Tom like baking cakes?

He loves baking cakes he phones Mary Berry for tips and never misses Bake off
Do the Badgers rate sigourney weaver in Aliens ?

Yes they idolise her and have a dedicated shrine to Aliens in your neighbours garden.

How do you make a tree fairy dress?

You tell her Rudolph's coming and she'd better get a move on if she doesn't want him to get an eyeful.

What snack would Santa and the reindeer like this year?

Cocktail sausages pre packed of course and pre packed juice ,don't forget to leave out some bacterial wipes
Will white stillitoes ever make a come back?

I always wear them for hiking. It keeps my trousers out of the mud.

AIbu to feel rebellious for sneaking over the county border without a leper bell on my car?

If u put a loud haler on your car playing Carol's and chich presents out the window they will be grateful for your visit.
What do I buy snobby Irish aunt and uncle and why do I bother?

Socks saying "proud to be Oirish", to wind them up.
Why are children playing pin the tail on the donkey often asked "can you see?"