Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

You need to zoom whoever you can however disastrous have had many wrong zoom meeting,s recently
Why is zoom so rubbish ?

Because it was invented by Derek Trotter Esq

Why was Bungle such a mardy bum?

Because Bungle wanted a zip for his mouth too.
Why did Bungle wander wander around all day with no clothes on but put pajamas on at night ?

Because he was cold at night.

Why has this disappeared off my "threads I'm on"?

Because MNHQ have banned you ,but they haven't told you yet
Where is everyone today ?

We've taken over the Royal Train & are taking William & Kate on a magical mystery tour of Europe, well once we manage to sneak through the Channel Tunnel disguised as a new Eurostar design.

What's Boris's plan in Brussels on Wednesday?

Q - What's Boris's plan in Brussels on Wednesday

A - to get enough French wine and
German vehicles for the next 10 years

New Q - why has M&S not done a 20% off yet??

Because M&S stands for Miserly & Skint

Why does all the cereal dust sink to the bottom of the packet for the last person always me to eat?

Because it's saving the best for last

Where is the suduko book I bought for Dds stocking?

Your next door neighbor has it they borrowed it when they were having trouble sleeping last night ,
Where is Ds2 school jumper?

Badger borrowed it

Will I actually get my tree up tonight?

You will get distracted by the TV. Its a good line up tonight... Badger Com Dancing, Im a Badger Get me out of Here, Call the Badger and, my personal favourite, Who Wants to be a Badger?

Will my DC make it to the end of term without isolation?

Yes they will need to isolate untill Easter
Why am I so tired?

You are not tired you are tied. You had a mammoth Xmas present wrapping session & have accidentally tied yourself up with glittery ribbon & sellotape. Unfortunately you have also accidentally stuck a 'DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS DAY' sticker on your boobage.

Would a Badger like a Spa Day as their Christmas present?

Badgers are a bit Sett in their ways, and prefer Driving experiences or adrenaline sports like skydiving for presents.

Will DH be home for Christmas?

No, he'll still be driving. He's Chris Rea. I hope your name is Josephine, btw.

How many parcels can be delivered to my house in one day?

5043
Should we step into Christmas?

No, let's waltz into Christmas with Strictly sparkle!

Who does want to be a badger?

Yes as long as you can manage 2000 Miles through the Winter Wonderland
I have some Chestnuts Roasting By The Fire you can take with you but
make sure that you Please Come Home For Christmas by catching the last Sleigh Ride, it's the sleigh with Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer & Jingle Bells
You don't want to miss The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year otherwise it will be a Silent Night for you.
Some people like Christmas In New Orleans but I like spending my Xmas in The Fairytale Of New York city.
Let It Snow & we will have a White Christmas. I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day

How on earth did @x2boys know the exact song that has been playing in my head most of the day?

As much as I like Badgers I want to be a 'Barbie Girl* when I grow up.

How on earth did @x2boys know the exact song that has been playing in my head most of the day?

She's the one singing in your head.

Why is @x2boys now singing in my head?

Because I have a wonderful singing voice and we are all so in tune with each other
Will we all be singing last Xmas I gave you my heart but the very next day they vaccinated COViD away next year?

We better be as otherwise I will make Matt Hancock have a rabid red hot affair with Boris (Matt will be rabid whilst Boris would be red hit & sizzling)

Hello why are we suddenly talking in songs, are we turning into Dancing Queens & Dancing In The Park?

Dark not Park ffs!

I don't think so but I feel I'm on the edge of glory
Does anyone ever fell like they are a Day Dream beleiver?