Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Is it too early to get up?

It's not early enough. Wait until a little earlier...

Do badgers work weekends?

No they stay in bed drink coffee and contemplate life every weekend.

Why can I not sleep?

Because there's a brass band practising in your wardrobe.

What is 13 squared?

The meaning of life
What time will my Currys order ,arrive today ?

9.30pm, but they will forget the rice and poppadoms.

Do badgers like curry?

They don't mind a Korma ,but their favourite meal are Fagita,s
What does Scooby Doo,s Scooby snack actually consist of?

Two buckets of rice and an aubergine.

Any tips to tidy a house quickly?

Move house but don't tell your kids and partner. You then have a tidy house.

Who will the snowball fight?

The snowballs.

Will The Rock ever love me?

No never but pop will eat itself
Are you dreaming of a white Christmas?

I prefer sky blue pink with purple spots.

Why is there an elf riding a triceratops on my mantelpiece?

Because the brontasauris is self-isolating.

How many swans are a-swimming?

Seventeen
Where is everyone today?

At Harrods.

Is it bedtime yet?

Lost in the fog in rural Hertfordshire.

How much pizza should I eat tonight?

It was bedtime an hour ago ,no pizza should be eaten it's curry Sunday
Is shakin Stevens still shakin ?

In his boots at the thought of his next electricity bill.

What shall we have for dinner?

Roast elf in gravy.

Can someone else make the roast potatoes please?

Yes @TracyBeakerSoYeah has said she will as long as you invite her for Xmas Dinner
Would the Proclaimers really Walk five hundred miles ?

no 500 yards is their limit.

Should I put my tree up now?

Yes, up I the attic until 2022

Will we get more snow?

Yes we will we will have an unprecedented snow storm next July
Has unprecedented become a buzz word this year?

Yes, it is unequalled in its unparalleled unprecedence.

Will anyone notice if I break into the chocolate coins bought for Christmas stockings?

No, the only acceptable buzzword is 'bees'.

Am I going to sleep well tonight?