Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Yes you should you should also learn how to use a machine gun so that you can vaccinate many people at the same time
What do the Badgers think about COVID.

They tend to be quite black and white about it.
Do you put a silver sixpence in your Christmas pudding?

No but my DNan does. However as she's moved on she's having a bit of difficulty passing her Xmas puddings over from the other side.
I don't think they have Royal Mail or Hermes in Heaven so all I'm getting is ghostly Xmas pud smells.

Considering it's escape day & although we're in T3 here we can still go shopping, why was the city centre so eerily quiet?

It wasent it was heaving ,you are still in bed where you have been all day ,you were just dreaming it was eerily quiet
What is the dog looking for she keeps walking round the lounge ?

My DNan's Xmas pudding, your DDog can smell it but can't see it......yet.

Is Poppy Seed Bread the best bread ever?

Try using exploding candy instead of seeds, adds extra pop.

Why am I awake before six again?

Because r your body is working in a different time zone
Why did I over sleep?

Because your alarm clock is on strike.

Should I put my tree up tonight?

Yes, you definitely should. In fact you should put it up permanently. Give it a comfy bedroom all to itself and unlimited bathroom time.

Why is everything grey?

Because you have a pair of faded black tights over your head as you insist on playing cops & robbers whilst on the school run.

What are the top 5 hobbies that Badgers do?

Crosswords
Mumsnetting ( particularly the BREXIT threads)
Knitting
Baking
Gardening
Favourite alcoholic drink and why?

Death in the Afternoon. You don't remember drinking it.

Where are the swimming goggles?

Your wearing them ,that's why everything looks a bit blurry
Will it snow tommorow?

Yes a blanket of £50 notes. Some parts of the country will be impassable.

Why am I feeling gobsmacked?

Because you accidentally hit yourself in the mouth with your umbrella

What are your weekend plans?

To. Go swimming in the sea in Blackpool and then spend Saturday evening in a packed Disco
Do people still go to Disco,s ?

Not anymore just cats go now.

Is it going to snow soon??

Yes. Nothing more exciting than not being able to get to your home as the Police close the road...
(That's what happened to me due to the road becoming inaccessible today)

Why was the A52 not gritted sooner?

It was an experiment to see what would happen
Where can I buy a mask with Badgers on it ?

B(adgers)&M

Who will win I'm a Celebrity?

Jim the Badger, with Postman Dave as runner up

What shall I do with the elf I bought today?

Slow cook it with honey and parsnips for Sunday lunch
Where were the teachers that didn't didn't appear for my son's virtual parents evening yesterday?

On MN.

On the fourth day of Christmas, what did your true love get you?

Four GOLD rings.

What is thunder snow?

Thunder Snow is Snow White's fierce, takes no prisoners alter ego. She doesn't eat apples she throws them at people who annoy her & she makes her dwarves dress up as the characters in The Village People. She wears Savage x Fenty undercrackers & has a diamond encrusted whip.

Is it too early to early to get up?