My neighbours have their son visiting

[HermioneWeasley]

My neighbours who are in their 80s have their son visiting INSIDE THEIR HOUSE which is NOT ALLOWED where we are.

Should I call the police, the army or just perform a citizen’s arrest against these lawless rule breakers who will KILL US ALL?

OMG your neighbours son is visiting?!!?!??!

Well thats the human race wiped out then. Inconsiderate arseholes.

They're in their 80s. He's their son. I would assume he's in their support bubble before going nuclear. I am also assuming the OP's post is a total piss take.

I think you should drink more wine before you act on this. Megabrain is required.

Ring 111 and ask them to send the army round

Before they arrive knock on and demand they all stand in the middle of the road so they aren’t breaking any indoors/private garden rules

Ring 111 and ask them to send the army round

I think its too late for the army. They have one person visiting and thats some seriously shit right there! Get on the blower Putin and Kim Jong Un. Lets hope they can send somebody round to take them out.

Mind your own business how about that!

Mumsnet rules can we have a diagram please?

Hey, you guys! That's my DH you're all plotting against.
He's gone round to sort out their computer which is misbehaving and they need it to order their online groceries.
He's wearing a mask and taken his own coffee in a thermos. He won't go anywhere near them - why would be want to make his own parents sick when they're in such a vulnerable state of health anyway?

Run to the nearest airfield, TWOC a plane and aerial-spray their compound with Dettol. It's an emergency.

Mind your own business how about that!

RTFT - it's clearly a joke post.

@Mookie81 I didn't read that one :)

It’s totally time for a rerun of Dads Army. All the characters make total sense now

Frankly mind your own business....

At that age they probably rely on carers/outside support and need someone to do things for them.

I presume this is satirical though although I don't quite see the point of your post either way.

[quote Frownette]@Mookie81 I didn't read that one :)[/quote]
It was a thread about how hysterical many posters on MN are. Then it brought out all the hysterical posters!

no choice here, DIALL 999 this is an emergency!!

Thanks for all the suggestions and support. Disappointed in those saying I should keep out of it, ITS THE LAW. He’s gone now. I hosed him with bleach As he left and my family are taking it turns to stand outside the neighbour’s house ringing a bell shouting “unclean”.

You need to climb onto their roof and line up a boulder to drop on him when he leaves

Hermione I’m a bit surprised you’re not taking it further. Perhaps strapped yourself to his car roof so you could follow him to his rule-flouting lair and put him to sleep with the fishes.

Pouring a few pints of disinfectant on top of them all just to be extra careful

Ofsted, Daily Mail, the Pope

Make sure you paint a big Red Cross on the door too!

Yy to big cross on the door.

Well done on the bleaching. Hope you've washed your hands too.

Call the Police. I’m sure they’ve nothing better to do🤨

Number of people reporting on their neighbours - close to zero

Number of people getting their knickers in a twist at the thought of other people reporting on their neighbours - too many to count

Number of people demonstrating that they'd never report on their neighbours oh no but let's be 'funny' about those inferior people who would - oh Christ kill me now

I'm guessing this post is a joke?