My neighbours have their son visiting

[HermioneWeasley]

My neighbours who are in their 80s have their son visiting INSIDE THEIR HOUSE which is NOT ALLOWED where we are.

Should I call the police, the army or just perform a citizen’s arrest against these lawless rule breakers who will KILL US ALL?

These are the actions you most take immediately.

Tut loudly when passing.

Refuse to take in a parcel for a minimum for 4 weeks.

Take off Christmas card list this year.

That'll learn em.

Do you own a balaclava? Wear that. It will protect you and hide your identity.
I’d let his tyres down personally.

Let his car tyres down,

... and push a potato up his exhaust pipe (not a euphemism!)

Set my upstairs neighbour's toddler on em. Please

The resulting whirlwind will blow them all the way to Oz.

@AuntieMarys

Some one has just posted on local FB group that her neighbours have visitors. She was DESTROYED.

I'm worried this will happen to me when my support workers start next week. Most of the neighbours don't know I have autism and I'm scared of being named and shamed on the local facebook.

I know its a joke post.

Oh so im not allowed to post now, what it got to do with you .

@MushMonster

LOL If you are single and he is hot, get there with you handcuffs and perform a citizens arrest with pattying down and all. Wearing RPE, and full body suit, of course.

(Seriously now, most local rules are allowing care to vulnerable people indoors, in some places bubbles are still allowed)

Some PP neighbours seem to be covid positive but are out for a walk? I think that is reportable indeed

Oooh I'd never thought about shagging to death.

Yes if he exhibits any sign of protracted coughing and is hot in more ways than one, pounce like a tiger OP.

@somepeoplearesomis nc??????????????????????????????

@ravensoaponarope Don't worry yourself over it, your business has precisely fuck all to do with anyone else.

@ allTwoLeftSocksWithHoles

'push a potato up his exhaust pipe (not a euphemism!)'

dont you hate it when poster come on mumsnet first-just call the police!!!

Log it with 101. It could build a bigger picture.

@fmlfmlfmlfm

These are the actions you most take immediately.

Tut loudly when passing.

Refuse to take in a parcel for a minimum for 4 weeks.

Take off Christmas card list this year.

That'll learn em.

Actually, I think this advice contains probably the most effective solution.

Nothing, nothing beats the great british tut. Especially when accompanied by The Disapproving Glare.
You will simultaneously destroy them and any Corona bugs would curl up and die of shame

In. Their. House?!!

Taser.

No pain, no gain.

We have someone on duty at all times in our street observing and recording all comings and goings, we even have clipboards Joking aside I don't always like my neighbours but we all seem to have the same approach to this, we're all minding our own business (unless one of us needs help) and that suits me just fine.

Daub the words traitors and or Plague House in large red letters on their front window/ door.

Then call the army. Police ain't gonna hack it.

Do you know a rugby team? You can ask them to come round and lift him out.

Have you logged it with Dido harding?

Could you tunnel in?

Stop. Perhaps they are ill. Perhaps support bubbles are allowed. Perhaps he has decided to become part of their household. Stay out.

@MsKeats

Stop. Perhaps they are ill. Perhaps support bubbles are allowed. Perhaps he has decided to become part of their household. Stay out.

Um...

@Frownette

Oh c'mon.

I'm not dead yet and I assume other typers aren't. I think there's a little hysteria/facetiousness here.

Or else go track him down and put him in the wheelie bin.

Oh no you used the word hysteria! Don't you realise how misogynistic it is??!!

Only joking that was an hysterical thread from yesterday

Hilarious