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What have you never been able to get the hang of?

217 replies

BathPearlsAndABritneyCD · 16/10/2020 15:26

For me it’s blinds. Any kind. I flip them round the wrong way, send them sailing across the window when I’m trying to let light in, I break the beads, I get the strings knotted.

I’ve also tried to learn to knit 4 times and haven’t ever got beyond a few knotted rows with huge holes in.

OP posts:
TheRonettes · 16/10/2020 15:28

Driving, alas. (I'm going to have another go this winter, but as my provisional licence has elapsed, I have to do the theory test again, and the first slot I can get at any centre within 30 miles is in January...)

Othering · 16/10/2020 15:29

Half pass. If you know, you know......

RiaOverTheRainbow · 16/10/2020 15:30

I can't roll Rs. Probably makes my French sound awful, but my mouth just won't do it.

SparkyBlue · 16/10/2020 15:31

Cycling. Much to my shame I've never ever been comfortable cycling a bike. I was given bikes as a child and my poor parents spent hours trying to teach me so it's not due to lack of trying or because I've never owned a bicycle.

Mrsjayy · 16/10/2020 15:31

Driving I took hundreds of £s of lessons and kept falling Sad on a lighter note I cant clean glass so mirrors windows shower screens it's just a smeary disaster

lazylinguist · 16/10/2020 15:32

Reading Ordnance Survey maps. I'm bad with maps and directions in general, but OS maps just don't make sense to me! It's annoying because I live on the edge of the Lake District and walk a lot, so OS maps are potentially very useful.

I am a very keen knitter though. Everyone starts with knots and holes, OP. How long did you persevere on each of your 4 tries? Grin

shumway · 16/10/2020 15:33

Oh God - most things. Never known anybody else that struggles with blinds - I'm like that too. Learning an instrument or anything musical has always been a no go for me. And anything sporty too. I can just about ride a bike and I can swim but only breaststroke. Supposed to be learning some computer coding techy thing for work at the moment and I'm not understanding it at all. I taught myself to knit but stick to the basics and can't do any of the complicated stuff.

firesong · 16/10/2020 15:35

I can't do that thing where people make their armpits make a squelching noise. I can't whistle.

iklboo · 16/10/2020 15:40

Ride a bike. My parents were crap at teaching it as well. A few crashes into brick walls and an interesting sojourn over a fence was enough to put me off. Now I have a balance disorder so there's no point trying now.

schnubbins · 16/10/2020 15:42

Maths .Just seeing numbers , x's and y's just fills me with terror.

HowFastIsTooFast · 16/10/2020 15:44

Cycling for me too! I was in my teens when I got my first bike and learnt but I've never ridden often enough to be confident. I've got a bike now and can manage the local scenic cycle track along the coast and back but the very idea of cycling on a road terrifies me. There's no question that I'd panic, wobble and be hit by a car on day 1.

Meanwhile DP has a fancy expensive off-road bike and very happily goes gunning along cliff paths with a sheer drop to one side Confused

sassafras123 · 16/10/2020 15:45

Another one for maths it's a foreign language to me. I tie shoelaces my way not like everyone else.

Offtothedogs · 16/10/2020 15:45

Juggling, flirting, and making Yorkshire puddings.

shumway · 16/10/2020 15:46

Oh yeah I forgot about Maths - definitely that.

MrsBrunch · 16/10/2020 15:46

Cooking, putting on makeup, wearing dresses, skirts or heels. Can't do any of it.

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 16/10/2020 15:47

I have no sense of direction. For example I can park, walk into a building 100m away, then struggle to find my way back to the car. Telling me left and right is useless.i can't visualise layouts.
I'm very good at map reading though... I have to be!

MrsBrunch · 16/10/2020 15:47

Oh, and styling hair. Can't do that either.

ShirleyPhallus · 16/10/2020 15:48

@Mrsjayy

Driving I took hundreds of £s of lessons and kept falling Sad on a lighter note I cant clean glass so mirrors windows shower screens it's just a smeary disaster
Get a microfibre cloth. Game changer.
Aroundtheworldin80moves · 16/10/2020 15:48

I really struggle with clock changes in n Autumn and Spring as well. I can't visualise how it changes the day.

JeanneFrench · 16/10/2020 15:50

Putting on make-up and ending up looking better

French plaits

Lighting a cigarette lighter

Norugratsatall · 16/10/2020 15:51

Blowing up a balloon and rolling my Rs.

ShirleyPhallus · 16/10/2020 15:51

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

I really struggle with clock changes in n Autumn and Spring as well. I can't visualise how it changes the day.
I was just gonna say this. I literally sit there thinking “ok so it’s 7am one day, and 6am the next day - so do we gain or lose an hour?” I cannot ever figure it out

No one tell me “spring forward and fall back” cos that doesn’t work either

PracticingPerson · 16/10/2020 15:54

Adult life Grin

More specifically, which cable goes in what electrical item. Making custard. Eyeliner. Throwing away tights when they have holes in so that I don't put them on when I am in rush. Turning on our burglar alarm. Not swearing (mildly, not like a sailor) in conversations with teachers Blush.

Cocklepops · 16/10/2020 16:00

Baking recipes by Mary Berry. They just don’t work for me - any other baking I normally do fairly well with but the Berry isn’t nemesis.

Qiry · 16/10/2020 16:00

Tradesmen, anything to do with. I've developed a phobia after so many awkward and terrible interactions. Even giving them tea or coffee, now, is a horror. So many things around the house just stay broken (leaking roof!) because I can't face trying to deal with them. But other people are just like ha ha, lovely bloke, here's some tea, what a great job.