Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

Snails laying eggs in my pot plants

If there's pineapple on your pizza, you have a much bigger problem than them putting mushrooms on it.

COVID 19

Bathrooms that aren't self cleaning.

covid marshals .... wtaf? Do they get issued with brown shirts?

My glasses steaming up when wearing a mask, despite all the tips that are supposed to make them not.

Covid
Covid rules
Covid Marshals
Face masks
The Tories

My last employer. I can't imagine my mental health ever recovering.

That little flap/door you find on hoover handles, the one that you accidentally open when you’re using the hoover, and you’re wondering why there is suddenly no suction. They can fuck off.

Thread titles saying “handhold needed” or “help!” Or “urgent”

my ExH

Instagram

My 8 month old hormonal attention seeking puppy

The constant pain in my gut

Work

My neighbours

Mumsnet abbreviations

Kids TV.

Job interviews where they want the moon on a stick before you even get to talk to anyone.

The fucking weather forecast - especially the bit where they helpfully tell us what the weather was like earlier today

The spare tyre round my middle.

Magpies outside my bedroom window
My frizzy menopause hair
Insomnia

@maryboleyn

my ExH

You beat me to it!

Spiders.

@WomenHour

I would say Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

Can't you use the swap a topping feature? Or don't they do that anymore (ages since I had a Dominos).

Covid
Covid rules
Covid Marshals
Face masks
The Tories

These, though I'm throwing in Nicola Sturgeon, Covid being the only thing that anyone seemingly gives a shit about and the wannabe MN Covid marshals/Neo Stasi.

Wasps.

My itchy bum
Pigeons
BBC

All high waisted clothing.

My next door neighbour and her bloody annoying voice. Also, will you please stop slamming your door aswell.