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What is the most unusual surname you have heard.

506 replies

Noidea2114 · 07/09/2020 23:00

I'll start.
I went to school with someone called Crumplehome.

OP posts:
Serena1977 · 07/09/2020 23:03

Gotobed

Godbehere

Northernsoullover · 07/09/2020 23:04

Ploop. Seriously.

AllPlayedOut · 07/09/2020 23:05

Hailstones.

Notapheasantplucker · 07/09/2020 23:06

Arseovertit

CoronaBollox · 07/09/2020 23:08

More unfortunate I would say - Wankin.

Excitedforxmas · 07/09/2020 23:09

Bogg

Dementedswan · 07/09/2020 23:09

Mine, its unique but I'm not telling

AllPlayedOut · 07/09/2020 23:09

Also Snowball.

Howwilliknow22 · 07/09/2020 23:09

Girl I used to work with her surname was Clover-Butters not even lying.. Genuine name. I thought it was amazing

GorillaManilla · 07/09/2020 23:09

Sillitoe.

IncludeWomenInTheSequel · 07/09/2020 23:10

Scrunt.

Thankfully not my surname.

GlowStickWoman · 07/09/2020 23:23

Wanke

NameChange84 · 07/09/2020 23:26

Kuntz poor girl Blush

AwkwardMoment2020 · 07/09/2020 23:27

I knew someone called Tabitha Twitchit. Just like a Beatrix Potter Character!

Plump82 · 07/09/2020 23:28

Twinklestar.

Costacoffeeplease · 07/09/2020 23:31

Hogsflesh

BikeRunSki · 07/09/2020 23:31

Bedggood

WhenPushComesToShove · 07/09/2020 23:32

Cocks - think I would have kept my maiden name if I had married him!

FunTimes2020 · 07/09/2020 23:32

@Notapheasantplucker

Arseovertit
I don't believe that one!
Midwife1997 · 07/09/2020 23:34

Pispan. Her first name was even worse... struggled to know how to call her in from the waiting room.
Midwife

Coffeecak3 · 07/09/2020 23:34

Pishorn. Not me.

JustanotherTuesday · 07/09/2020 23:35

Christmas

Alwaysinpain · 07/09/2020 23:38

Pouffe

Alwaysinpain · 07/09/2020 23:39

@Notapheasantplucker

Arseovertit
That can't be real
Cattenberg · 07/09/2020 23:41

Honeybun