What is the most unusual surname you have heard.

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I'll start.
I went to school with someone called Crumplehome.

Toes

Another body one - Kneebone

Toss up between Woodcock and hornyblow 🤔

I also used to know an 'Annette Curtan' which always made me snigger.

Oh and the pig family.

Cakebread
DeAth

Clapp
Pile
DeAth

Kunt , pronounced Koont but looks mildly amusing written down.

Mycock - teacher at my old school!
Throbhorne - colleague
Smallham - pronounced small-am but just tickles me when I’m typing his email address!

Seen bytheway a few times which I love

Er, I know a male Snowball. Curious

Oddest surname?

Puckerin

Ooh - sort of the same. Anyone with a surname spelt the same as mine is a relative - even the ones in Canada are traceable on our family tree.

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Not Attenborough is it?

If so, yoo hoo!

Cowpertwait. Or Tsakalakis

Both people I have worked for. I spent a lot of time spelling them out over the phone

Christmas
Kiss

Both nice surnames l. It would be rather interesting to be miss/mrs kiss.

Slaughter

I used to live with a friend who had the surname Bellringer

Bathroom

Why would you not change it by deedpoll?

Butts
Trebilcock (my dad called him 3 cocks )

Hamburger

Willy. They called their child Max. Max Willy. I ask you.

I knew a snowball too.

Raper
Kuntz
Dick
Ball
Man

Hoogieboom.
Hatto.
Lillicrap.
Nutbrown (I like this one).

Mine are rubbish compared to these but from my few years working in a call centre, the best names from this time were mr banana and a mr sultana. We had to say the customers name at least three times per call and it was so difficult with some hilarious names!

Went through a database at work recently and spotted a Brownass.

Also, a Paradiso, which I'd like as a surname.

A doctor I saw once was called Dr Acula and he actually took my blood

A terrible yet memorable one that I can't understand why they'd keep is one from my call centre days over a decade ago - a Mr Stilborn. What a horrible surname.

Mr Kill
Mr Pickles