What is the most unusual surname you have heard.

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I'll start.
I went to school with someone called Crumplehome.

Crapp. He was a group manager at one of the big four (years ago so big eight) and they were the Crapp group.

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Mr Rainbow-Baker

Sourbutts

Wardrobe

Trollope.

Wardrobe
Fuchs

Also a Dr Doctor

Trebelcock
Cockhead

Screech

My Dh used to work with a European called Dick Arseparter. I kid you not. I've met him.

Mine is pretty rare. At uni I found another one (nearly got her parking pass) and found out she was a distant cousin!

There was a customer of a place I used to work called Miss S Tench.

Nightscales
Handisides

Wardrobe (female)
Tortoiseshell (male).

@Midwife1997

Pispan. Her first name was even worse... struggled to know how to call her in from the waiting room. Midwife

I went to uni with a Supaporn Pispan.

Croot
Gash

Mr dr is called dr de’ath! Pronounced Dee-ath.
I went to uni with someone whose surname was Cockburn -pronounced co-burn and went to school with a family of onions who all said it like o-niyon

My maiden name is Butt. Weirdly enough, I barely got teased at school for it, but I did as an adult. Only a few years ago, before I got married, a co-op staff member laughed in my face as I produced ID

Pizza. (She was French of Italian origin.)

@RiseUpWiseUpEyesUp

My maiden name is Butt. Weirdly enough, I barely got teased at school for it, but I did as an adult. Only a few years ago, before I got married, a co-op staff member laughed in my face as I produced ID

I work with a Butt

Grocock
Wanklin
Hamrogue

Never met him but our staff directory had a Vinnie Carbonara which sounded fabulous

Wankhed

Her surname is Wankling. When she got married she then kept her maiden name also.

Minge

Bumstead and also Wenk