Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

[bearlyactive]

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Because he's the love child of Barbara Woodhouse & Elvis Presley.
Barbara thought Elvis had a hound dog that needed training. However they fell in love & 9 months later out popped Tom Hardy.

Why has my DD now decided she wants Spag Bol after earlier in the evening saying she didn't like it anymore? 🤦‍♀️

Because tour DD knows you give a different answer to the same question so she thought she would try the same tact

Why is my doat (x between dog and cat ) now trying to get his paw under the door to get his toy when he could just walk round to the other side of the OPEN door

Because he's cat dog, the ultimate legend of us Nickelodeon kids! If you Google cat dog you will understand!

Why is it my.birthday and my mother in law have me lavender hand.wash? Not even antibacterial.and I love her! I'm 31

Because she loves lavender. (Happy birthday by the way!)

Will it stop raining before I go out?

It's not rain, it's melted snow. Go and build a melted snowman!

Why aren't I excited for the weekend?

Because you are going on holiday

What time is it right now in Istanbul?

Whatever time you want it be.

Am I going mad as I dreamt about this thread last night?

No, it's just me exerting my power over your mind...

What's that coming over the hill...?

Boris Johnson wearing a kilt, playing the bagpipes & roller skating at the same time.
He's trying to escape to Greenland via Scotland via Iceland as being the PM shouldn't be this hard.
He's convinced Teresa May has put a curse on him.

Why are the clouds moving backwards very fast? I'm a bit worried as they normally move forwards & slowly.

Someone is rewinding time. Don't knock it, they might sort COVID.

Why is my house so silent now that I am minus two teenagers?

@bearlyactive , . . . is it a monster ? is it a monsteeer ? ( sorry could not resist )

@pointythingsit is because the radio is sulking because with out DCs it only get to play radio 4 now

I think I have got mice . . . what do I do ??

Get this person to scare them away (see photo)

Am I being unreasonable to have posted the photo that my friend sent me?

Get one of those fancy cages with lots of tubes and treadmills and other great stuff. Put food in it. Instant pets.

What colour should I paint my nails this week?

Jesuses @TracyBeakerSoYeah I need eye bleach now

I dont know but can you come round and paint my new pets toe nails too please

What should I put on my shopping list

A paperweight so it doesn't blow away.

Will it rain tomorrow?

No it will be 30C of glorious sunshine! And winning lottery tickets will fall out of of the sky.

Why didn't Cinderella kick her stepmother & ugly sisters to the other side of Jeff & then tell them to Jeff of a bit more & Prince Charming too?

Because she has some crazy idea that Prince Charming will "complete" her... and as for the ugly sisters and stepmother... God knows.

What was the worst gift you ever received?

The one you haven't sent me for my 30th birthday. I'm still waiting for it.

Why is a cold called a cold?

Well, it can hardly be called a hot, can it?

Is this thread dying?

No but it might be slightly under the weather ,why can't I sleep in on a Sunday morning?

Because the clocks went forward last weekend and it’s really Wednesday. Your inner child says it’s time for school. The bell is ringing!

Laundry - put it out out or in the tumble dryer?

Out Out. Fling it over the hedges and over the rooftops far and wide.

Should I do the garden or stay indoors?

Bring the garden indoors - best of both worlds.

How can I warm my hands up?

Put them in a toaster
Where has my motivation gone ?

Its got covid so has gone into self isolation.

I ordered a huge bag of split peas by mistake what the hell can I do with 2kgs ?