Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

[bearlyactive]

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Because it/he/she is scared of Corona.

How can a virus tell the time?

Because Covid isn't just a virus it's actually the love child of the Loch Ness monster & Big Foot so has a dinosaur/yeti/human form.
So Covid has 2 arms & a 2 legs looks a bit like Chewbacca & wears a watch. Covid s mum Nessie told him how to tell the time.

Why has my DD's school sent the whole of her year home even though she doesn't sit or go anywhere near the child that has tested positive for Covid?

@TracyBeakerSoYeah

Because Covid isn't just a virus it's actually the love child of the Loch Ness monster & Big Foot so has a dinosaur/yeti/human form. So Covid has 2 arms & a 2 legs looks a bit like Chewbacca & wears a watch. Covid s mum Nessie told him how to tell the time.

Why has my DD's school sent the whole of her year home even though she doesn't sit or go anywhere near the child that has tested positive for Covid?

Because of quantum entanglement.

Why are some clouds grey?

Because they are the shadow of the ones up top which are yellow.

Why did they make caramel m and m’s so bleugh.

To stop people eating them as you should know by now that you are meant to cuddle them in bed like the advert says!

What should I watch next on Netflix now I have finished watching Away?

Peppa pig

Is this real life or is it just fantasy?

It's a landslide (no escape from reality).

Is Bohemian Rhapsody one song, or several offcuts of songs amalgamated?

It is in fact a whole story which has happened in a different time, plane and reality.

Is it safe to drink the mug of tea which the kitten has just helped herself too. (I was sooo looking forward to it as well😞)

YABU to not have made the kitten her own cup initially.

Should I tell DHs cousins they are complete idiots and that pub crawls aren't a necessity to life?

Yes tie them up & put them in your garage for the next 6 months instead.
And tell them if they don't comply that you will tell everyone that they are a drug addict/sex pest/armed robber/murderer/alcoholic or even a Black Lace/Nolans/Milli Vanilli super fan & that they have had sexual relations with Donald Trump but not Bill Clinton.

Why didn't @Bargebill19 make her poor little cuddly kitten a nice cup of tea?

Cos she's mean 😡
Why didn't I put the washing on earlier ?

You did but you forgot.

(Kittens have now all had warm milky tea and are sleepy - I was a good slave and I didn’t get a toy mouse in my bed)

Will DH notice if I swap his full packet of crisps for an empty one - he’s making lots of noise eating them.

Yes, and he will throw the packet at you.

Should I change my username, since I'm more than "bearly" active any more?

Yes, change it to neveractive

What day is it today?

Saturday Eve eve eve.

Why has the novelty of school runs worm off already?

I don't know, it's better than it caterpillaring off

What if the fox DIDN'T say "ding-ding-ding-otherunintelligiblenoises"?

Then the Fox would have said Donald is great.

Where is the ferry going?

Andorra.

What happens if 7 people mingle at 10.02pm?

The Qudditch will have started really late

Is Eddy in the space time continuum?

No he's actually at the launderette in Eastenders right now getting a service wash by a hologram Pauline Fowler.

Why am I having even weirder dreams? Last night it was Angela Merkel & Donald Trump! Trump was giving everyone cuddles (even me) & denouncing his family.
Whilst Angela had been voted in as the Mutti/Mother of the World & was going to take this virus down.
And Angela gave me the biggest bear hug ever & she smelt so nice. She told me she was wearing Chanel No5 L'Eau as it kills Covid.

I don't know why you're having those dreams, but I want some of what you're smoking.

Why is it cold?

Because ,you have slipped through a black hole and had a glimpse of the future of the world
Why are evenings after school so long?

Because school finishes at 10am.

Will Santa need to enjoy extra elves and build bigger workshops this year to allow social distancing?

No because half the elves are furloughed and the other half are working from home
Cheese and onion or salt and vinegar?

Honey nuts

Why do I feel like I'm on a treadmill (i'm not)?