Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Apple sauce and carrot ,why did I eat all those liquorice all-sorts ,I feel sick now🤮?

Bread and bread crumbs.

What makes you smile?

A particular pavement stone.

What time will I head off to the shops?

Now as you need to buy some ginger biscuits & anti sickness tablets for @x2boys as her cat made her eat all the liquorice.

Why does my DD not hang up or put away her clean clothes?

She never will unless I head off to the kitchen and start on eating after a bunged chest today. I'll communicate with her by brain signals.

So what time shall I set off?

You should have set off yesterday ,what shall I have for tea ?

A box of Hotel Chocolat chocolates, a Greek Salad, 2 fried eggs over easy with a slice of Jarlsberg with ketchup on a crumpet & 3 bottles of Champagne.
Covers all the food groups........I think.

How many children does Boris Johnson have?

Four and a half.

Will this nice weather last...?

It will last forever, we will never have winter again, why do I feel so tired?

Because you have an obsession with doing the Fandango all night long.

What time will I be called upon to pick my teenager up tonight?

Never. They will come home on their jet ski.

Why do my children wake so early on a Sunday?

Because it's the law
Why did I struggle to find this thread ?

More than 6 mumsnetters are mingling on this thread. So, Covid....

Can all viruses count or is it just Covid

All viruses matter.

How hot shall I make tonight's Thai curry?

Only COViD has been taught how to count
Why did I forget the washing powder when I went to the shop earlier ?

Put gunpowder in your Thai curry that will make it hot but I'd have the local fire brigade on stand by just in case.

It was sold out as Covid has bought all the washing powder to wind us up even more as Covid is very cross that a vaccine is imminent & will spoil it's fun. (Apologies if this hits a raw spot for anyone)

Why did the Alpaca want to play football?
(See photo)

To get to the other side?

What is in your line of vision right now?

12 lords a leaping, 11 ladies dancing, 10 maids amilking, 9 pipers piping, 8 drummers drumming, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

AIbu to think the present buying got a bit out of hand in that particular relationship?

The pink stuff
How long will the potatoes take to boil for my cottage pie?

As long as it takes to buy a cottage.

Whyyy are we waiting?

For the big red bus with Jesus on, ready to drive around & save the world. It's a magic bus so it can fit us all on even with social distancing.

Last night why did I dream about Kim Kardashian adopting me & Kris Jenner running the daycare?

I don't know, but I would advise staying away from mushrooms.

Should I eat a sugar cookie or a chocolate cupcake, both baked for me by my lovely foster son?

Because you really did but you can't really it
On the same note why did I have an intimate dream last night involving me and Terry Duckworth from Corrie 😳? ( I may have been watching classic Corrie)

Don't eat either ,or you may also have an intimate dream about Terry Duckworth
Why does my washing machine have such long bloody cycles ?

It's practising for Tour de France.

Why does coronavirus have to exist?