Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

No, we'll all have died of the Covid plague, so won't have grandchildren.

What is the biggest contributor to global warming?

COViD ,where is the best place to live in the world?

Atlantis.

What happens to Tupperware than means none of the pits match none of the lids?

Chaos theory made reality.

Why are brambles immortal?

Because their spikes protect them from predators.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

All Doctors are terrified of apples.
It stems back to the Uni module on 'Treating the Fairytale Characters: Snow White, Aurora, Prince Charming et al'

Should I have another crumpet?

Absolutely not. Never. Especially not dripping in butter.

What does constantly waking at 3am possibly mean ?

You should have the entire packet,why can't I still get onto class Dojo?

You are walking at 3 to boot @x2boys out of class dojo.

Why are reading scheme books so dull? (And why after 6 months is the school insisting DD reads the last 5 books on the scheme before moving onto normal books?)

around and boot

Reading schemes are meant to be tedious. And if you don't read the last 5 books, Biff, Chip and Kipper will die!

Do you really want that on your conscience?

Don't worry there are some new Biff, Chip & Kipper books coming out very soon:
'Chip Cheats Covid'
'Biff & The Forest Fires'
'Kipper Meets The New President'
'Floppy Saves The Whale'
'Chip Goes Carbon Neutral'
'Biff Saves The World From Nuclear Armageddon'

Those kids & their dog are made of Kevlar, Teflon coated & Diamond hard.

Why did you make me eat 2 more crumpets?
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2?!?!? I told you you were meant to have 200! You better get on with the 198 remaining ones.

Why does my sons nursery send me an incorrect invoice every month?

Because they were wagging school ,the day they taught basic arithmetic,when will my son stop growing and eating me out of house and home ?

When he reaches middle age.

Why am I watching old reruns of Top of the Pops?

Because you're sat next to me on the sofa

Why did Julie prefer Gordon over Jilted John?

Because his name was Terry.

Will my recycling make its own way to the bin in the dark?

Yes, definitely. The same way my kids’ clothes magically make the journey to the wash basket in the dark.

Should I go to bed?

No. Go to the bottom of the garden and sing christmas carols as loud as you can.

Should I cut my hair?

No give next door's dog a haircut & highlights instead.

Why is my cat still asleep on my bed 5 hrs later?

Because it was taking a short nap
Why am I cold

Because Elsa from Frozen has got into your house and is slowly transforming it into her ice palace. (I haven't watched Frozen 2 so this might be irrelevant )

What is your current earworm?

My cat's meow

We have hair dryers, why do we not call towels body dryers

For the same reason that we don't call hair dryers h-owels.

Where is everyone today?

At my house breaking the law. I have 89million MNetters in my living room & 5 in my garden.

What shall I have in my sandwich?