Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Because you are really a Gannet in disguise.

Why is my DD's school obsessed with trouser length & a slight bout of ankle showing?
(Does my head in)

A slight bit of ankle not bout.

Because she is Victorian and she would be considered a floozy to show more than a quarter of a inch .

Is snacking on blackcurrant jam on toast and hot chocolate a good idea at this time of the day

It is always a good idea to exist on toast, jam and hot chocolate because they are all highly nutritional.

Are electricity pylons collectors of electricity?

They prefer doing the waltz.

What time will I wake up properly?

10.57pm

Will anything interesting happen today?

Certainly, today is the day that unicorns will appear in all public parks.

Is the dodo truly extinct?

There are currently dozens of dodos residing in the Palace of Westminster.

Who would make a good Prime Minister?

John Cleese.

Why is the government so incompetent?

Pavarotti.

Just realised relative's birthday soon so have to walk to shop, write out card and hastily shove it in the post box. Will I remember my biro? Will I be able to balance card on knee (no bench)? How frantic will handwriting be? Sorry, three questions.

You will have no biro but will find a carrot 🥕 in your pocket.
Whilst contemplating writing with said carrot, a huge gust of wind will sweep you off the bench onto the roof of the Sainsbury's around the corner. However the card will fly away unwritten & will land on the coffee of the man in the red t shirt who happens to be sat outside the Cafe Imperial in Prague.
Funnily enough the man in the red t-shirt lives 5 doors down from your DBIL.

What is the name of Schrodinger's cat & what did the think about the box situation?

What is the name of Schrodinger's cat & what did the cat think about the box situation?

You won't be allowed to use biro, you'll have to catch a goose, pull a feather off it, cut the quill into a pen and write the message in mud. The card will be so skewiff that your writing will look like Boris Johnson's and it will be as frantic as he bloody well ought to be.

When will my hip stop hurting?

The cat's name was Reverend Surname, it thought about collecting teacups.

Why is Netflix stuck at 20%?

@TracyBeakerSoYeah hello, sorry to break thread but it went alright, really had to write to Great aunt as it might be the last time I have the privilege of doing that. Hadn't thought about the difficulties of children, cars, and road work officers charging around.

Ok get back to thread: ok, your netflix is possessed by demons.

I seem to have run out of questions?

Start again at the beginning.

Why did my DD forget her lunch today?

Because she's planning on having five mars bars and three cans of mountain dew for lunch instead ,when will the big beard fashion thing end ?

Yesterday.

What weather will I get when I leave work today?

Ps- really need to answer this: "When will my hip stop hurting?" When it stops lying.

Snow.

Why have I got Madonna in my head?

She crept in whilst you were taking a nap ,why the rule of six,not five ?

In case everyone decides on emergency games of chess.

What is Boris Johnson's middle name?

Rebekah

Apart from Covid disappearing (I wish) what will be the most exciting thing that happens in 2021?

Nearest tree to you will explode, Russian involvement.

I think I cocked up a little earlier and reminded ex of a conversation we had last year though he doesn't appear to remember so may not have been him, am I right or wrong?

Your ex has been hit with a Confundus Charm. He remembers nothing of today.

Why are Penguins so tasty?

Because they eat so much fish,should I go and live in the South pole ?