Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Definitely, you will be totally safe from marauding polar bears there. Just be careful of the leopard seals when you go swimming and it will be awesome.

Why are there always more dishes?

Because the little fishies in next door's pond have a pottery wheel & are making little dishes. It's their side hustle.

How can I unglue myself from the sofa & stop MNetting?

Remember your duties and Theresa May.

And that there's a spaceship parked outside which is far more interesting to sit in.

Ok what time shall I go to the shop? Half hour or sooner?

In three weeks ,who would win in a darts game ,Keir Starmer or Boris Johnson?

The coolest Daddy, cool daddy cool

What shal I wear tomorrow?

Go to the shop now or turn your clock back a few hours so you can time travel & while you're there get me a bottle of wine & a Toblerone please.

What do swans think about?

Wear a swan 🦢 on your head & nothing else!

What do swans think about?

Swans think about what to make for tea ,whose going to pick the kids up from schools ,how they are going to pay their bills ,all the normal things really ,What will I dream about tonight ?

Compound interest.

What should I serve with my 1989 Chateau de Moitson-Rothschild?

You'll dream of your gold maned lover, Samson-thighed
Who is your favourite poet?

(Pour it away, Terps, it's fake. )

Anne Widdecombe. And that's to both questions above.

Why can't I do origami?

You haven't noticed that someone sewn your fingers up? Look out more.

Ok what time do I have to do my text duties. It's getting late, maybe tomorrow.

Because you can't fold your arms.

Will the Queen send Prince Philip a telegram when he reaches 100 next year?

No all telegrams go to Princess Charlotte.

I haven't got a question, shit. So my question is why don't I have a question?

Because you're too sexy for this thread.

How long will it take me to drive to London on Saturday?

Get into the nearest red telephone box and see where it takes you.

Fark I still don't have a question.

It's because you've drank the those 5 bottles of wine that you bought for me & you can't think straight let alone stand up.

Should our MNetter Xenia have a reality show on her island?

Absolutely she should
Why am I awake?

Because of the salt mill singing to you.

Want to go away for a couple of days but don't know which location, which should I choose?

Your local Homebase.

Why was my laptop on block caps when I opened it?

Because it was angry at being woken up...

Should I get dressed today?

Yes, in invisible clothes.

When do clouds decide to become rain?

When you piss them off about complaining that they're blocking your sun.

Why is nothing working?

Because it's on furlough.

Will we bore our grandkids with exaggerated stories of 2020 one day?