Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

It depends wether you are going to the sperm bank or blood bank?Shall I have a glass of water?

Only if the water is did and there is a liquid spirit (and mmixer if required) in the glass.

Why am I 15minutes early for pick up again?

Gnaw on your kitchen counters in a soothing and winsome way.

Can I make it to the bank without needing the loo, 20 minutes walk and not at home?

When pigs fly.

Is there any bacon left?

No, it flew away.

Will I be able to keep my eyes open for the rest of the day?

You will never close them again ,Will Ds1 ever stop growing?

When you find 3 snails.

How long are puppy dogs tails?

At least a yard of shoreline

How many people should Priti Patel have at her garden party next weekend?

Seven ,where did i put the clothes pegs ?

In Priti Patel's back yard last time you went to one of her parties.

Best pasta dish?

You ate them for dinner.

One coffee or two? [I have alot of work to do and I can't see my bracket key}

The one with rice in it.

Why wasn't my blue bin emptied this week

Because you didnt tell me if i should have one coffee or two.

Why does my teenager take so long in the bath?

Your blue bin contained something pink. Your teenager is practising for when global warming raises sea levels and we all have to live underwater.

Who is it that sells sea shells?

King Arthur

Can I finish the vino after DH goes to bed?

Jacob Rees Mogg.

Why did a sit in a binstore earlier?

Because you thought you were in Lakeland perusing all the pretty household stuff.

Where on earth have I put my DD's ingredient list for her food tech class tomorrow? It was in my hand 30 mins ago.
And why have school scheduled swimming & food tech on the same day? (All that stuff to carry)

And yes you can finish DH's vino only if you promise to visit a Lakeland store tomorrow.

Where on earth have I put my DD's ingredient list for her food tech class tomorrow? It was in my hand 30 mins ago.
And why have school scheduled swimming & food tech on the same day? (All that stuff to carry)

So they can do underwater baking.

How many of our Face to Face Cub meetings which we just spent 2.5 hrs planning will take place (and how many will be the back up plans?)

A mermaid will sort it out.

Ok how long will it take me to shift?

72 days ,why is the dog rooting through the rubbish again?

He's lost his mobile

Shall I go back to bed after dropping DDs at school?

Absolutely, and get up only for the pick up.

Should I accept a work meeting invite for Friday 7pm?

Yes, I would stay there until it's time to pick them up if I were you.

You will have every single club meeting as normal, @Aroundtheworldin80moves, but only six of you will be able to attend. Obviously.

What will the next restriction be?

Every cat and dog must be tested before going out.

When will it snow?