Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

No, it was invisible.

If you were recruited as a spy, where would you go?

(The flowers are also invisible, so no. You will just wonder in a week or so what that strange rotting smell is, and never find out.)

Yes. Try baking a cake with them.

Why has it got again just as kids go back to school?

If I was a spy I would go to Ulan Bator to scope out the horses as the intelligence says that's where Shergar is hiding.

It's got hot again by mistake as the weather has forgotten to mark on the calendar that the hottest day is 1st October.

Why does the weather decide to get really hot around the 1st of October every year? (When it remembers to write it on the calendar)

Because that's its birthday, and most people secretly want a summer birthday.

Why is Brexit back in the news?

Because COVID is over.

Why is the Sun so annoying a couple of hours before sunset?

That's what happens when you buy a tabloid. Try The Times tomorrow.

Why do I have to wash the pans after dinner every day?

Because you had to set your house elves free.

Why does my dog smell bad?

Because he was sleeping in your teenage DS's bedroom.

Where IS your DS?

He's run off to join MI5 and become a spy.

Why is my nose running? (And don't say it's because my feet smell)

It's in training for the London Marathon 2025.

How can I get to bed earlier?

Put your clock back a few hours.

Anyone want a cuppa?

No, I only drink gin, and only from the finest crystal, especially before lunch.

What new flavour gin should be invented?

Bubblegum flavour,where can I get a COVID test from?

Just fill in a form on NHS website surely. There are 1000s available

Have they changed all the batteries in the birds yet?

No they've moved to electric charging points.

Is there really life on Venus?

Yes.

Where's my cat?

On Venus.

Where do Men come from?

Uranus

Why do we need salt in our food?

Because humans with salt licks isn't a good look.

Will my headset completely flatten my ears after 6 hours of meetings?

Not just your ears. Your entire head will be thinner than it used to be.

How do I entertain the dog when isolating?

Teach him chess.

Would a dog or cat win at twister?

The mouse always wins.

Why do I, do I feel famous?

Because you are a former member of Bros ,When will everything get back to normal?

Cordially invite your nearest pigeon for a glass of wine.

Will I make it to the bank in time?