Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Just say yes and get drunk with her ,will this raspberry vodka give me a headache?

No, but it will help you to speak Italian.

Were Ross and Rachel really on a break?

No but they were on a break when he married Emily and said Rachel's name at the alter ,what can I give ds1 for his packed lunch on Monday instead of ham sandwiches?

Cockroaches and snails.

Do you love me as much I love you?

Raspberry & ice cream sandwiches.

How many bottles of wine should I drink tonight?

Yes ,yes I do Frownette
No more than five bottles of wine
What should I do tommorow ?,Dh is at work .

From the moment he leaves for work you start living the life of the Rock God you know you really are.

Why do I have more dishes to do?

Because i snuck mine in when you weren't looking

Who can pass me the wine? Or fetch it for me...

I can't but you can gladly have some raspberry vodka.
Will Bolton ever get out of sodding lockdown?

Only when someone finds the keys

What should I eat for a very late tea ?

( @Frownette Yes )

Asparagus tips and steak tartare,will life get back to normal?

Well my normal is swinging from the chandeliers so I hope so

What shall I do tomorrow

Swing from an ordinary household light fitting and bring the ceiling down on yourself.

Why don't I want ice cream?

Because it's breast milk ice cream

What plant should I grow in my garden?

Triffids

Why don't I have a sofa to bed teleport?

You invented one but you sold the patent on ebay

Forgot to ask... why are my DDs always fighting ?

Because they are in Cobra Kai.

Shall I go to bed?

No, send me instead.

I've had an enormous curry. When will I feel like eating again?

Breakfast time.

Who is going to sue me?

The fashion police.

Does everyone else talk to their dog all the time?

Yes especially me.......though I haven't got a dog only a cat that thinks she's a dog.

Why do I get random strangers say 'Hi Rachel' to me no matter where I am in the world?
(My name is not Rachel but apparently I'm the spit of Rachel who has an older sister called Helen)

You need a dingo to wrap around your head. And whilst you're at it play bingo.

What will happen in the next 30 minutes?

I don't know, because it's already happened.

What is your go-to karaoke song?

Whose afraid of the big bad wolf.

And my question... Who is afraid of the big bad wolf?