Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

None. They are postponed until Monday.

What will Santa bring me this year?

You feel like a sloth because a wicked witch actually turned you into one yesterday and you haven't noticed yet.

There will be 11286 parties. You will not be invited to any of them.

What item of clothing is about to come back into style?

(Santa will bring you 500 stylish new masks.)

Ra Ra skirts for everyone male and female,why is my right eye itchy?

Because the biro leaked into your mascara and the new mask you rubbed it was was contaminated with Johnson's Baby Powder

Is there any was to stop DH turning into a pompous arse?

Yes.

What shall I borrow from the library this week?

An egg timer ,what does Dora the explorer do as an adult?

She works as a proctologist

How can I stop DH turning into a pompous arse?

Have sex with him twice daily

Will I ever own a pet?

You already own 6 spiders , 4 flys and 10 dust bunnies how many more pets do you need ?

why is my cat insisting on a stroke while I am trying to type this

Because it wants an account on Catsnet.

How many baking tins does one soon to be uni student need?

3 baking tins:

1 to be used as a plate
1 to be used as a sick bowl
1 to be mysteriously lost.

Should I stay where I live now or move back to where I used to live?

Move to Sweden.

Who let the dogs out?

The cat.

Who will win Strictly this year?

You're called Miles but you don't know it. Reread your birth certicate more carefully.

Am I ever going to find out where the landing mirror went?

It went back to the shop!

Who let the cat out?

The cat picked the lock.

Why are my daughters do crazy?

Because your daughters are best mates with my DD & they've joined the Secret Free Society of Children With OMG My Parents Are So Boring.

What question was I going to ask as I've forgotten? (too busy mulling over moving to Sweden)

Who will win Strictly this year?

Who will win Strictly this year?

You were going to ask what is mumsnet? Can anyone join? Can my username be my real name?

What children's tv show do you want to live in?

Trump

What kids tv show do you want to live in

Shawn the Sheep.

Should I bother to do any housework today?

No you should do mine instead ,how much of this raspberry vodka I have just opened should I drink?

Enough for your farts to smell like raspberries

Why is my house so cold

Because you live in an igloo.

Why do am I so fed up of saying no to my teenage daughter & feel like screaming, bashing my head against the wall & getting drunk at the same time?