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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

982 replies

bearlyactive · 26/08/2020 19:18

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

OP posts:
x2boys · 13/09/2020 09:39

Not little red riding hood that's for sure ,Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?

AlCalavicci · 13/09/2020 09:55

It doesnt I can kill a dandelion at 5 paces .

What is the best radio station

x2boys · 13/09/2020 10:04

Radio Caroline ,why am I so tired ?

Ellmau · 13/09/2020 10:41

Because you stayed up all night listening to the radio.

What pet shall I get?

MinnieJackson · 13/09/2020 10:48

Badger

Should I go for a pub lunch?

Frownette · 13/09/2020 10:51

Leonardo da Vinci.

What on earth am I going to do with my crushed ice? And who am I going to call next?

x2boys · 13/09/2020 10:56

Make a ginormous ,slush puppy,you are going to call the Queen next ,what time will Ds1 get out of bed ?

newreality1 · 13/09/2020 11:04

Just in time to make your life a whole lot easier by doing every job around the house cooking for you and getting himself organised for the week ahead.

Where should I start to look for my missing letter first?

len1234 · 13/09/2020 11:18

Just ask google where you left it!

Should I start decorating my house for Christmas?

x2boys · 13/09/2020 11:24

No ,start decorating it for Easter ,why are Sundays so boring?

Frownette · 13/09/2020 11:28

@x2boys

No ,start decorating it for Easter ,why are Sundays so boring?
Because of ferrets.

Have you looked at the hall light?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 13/09/2020 12:26

Yes. It was so bright that I can't see right now.

How deep is your love?

OP posts:
Ellmau · 13/09/2020 14:20

It's pretty shallow right now.

Who is my secret crush?

newreality1 · 13/09/2020 15:06

Postman Pat.

What can i make as a quick dinner?

Ellmau · 13/09/2020 15:21

Minute steak.

But what meat should you use?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/09/2020 15:22

Flamingo.

Why is cleaning easier when you are expecting visitors?

AlCalavicci · 13/09/2020 15:23

Pedigree chum

Will I win the next works zoom quiz

x2boys · 13/09/2020 16:20

No because I will win your next works Zoom quiz ,How long does it take to to hoover up an entire packet of rice ?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/09/2020 16:29

Depends on what type of rice it is.
If it's wild rice you will never be able to hoover it up, as it will just keep escaping

Where did that mysterious disappearing ironing board go to?
(The one that belonged to a very confused MNetter)

jessstan2 · 13/09/2020 16:37

A burglar took it in the absence of any cash or jewellery.

What would you say to a space man?

Ellmau · 13/09/2020 16:42

Fly me to the moon.

A lost play by William Shakespeare has been discovered. What is it called?

00100001 · 13/09/2020 16:44

Party Girl Returns.

Shall I have chips for dinner, and nothing else?

pointythings · 13/09/2020 16:51

No, you should have belly button lint for dinner and nothing else.

Why is walking alpacas so much fun?

Frownette · 13/09/2020 16:57

You are red in colour but don't know it yet until you look in a mirror.

Shall I try to find something?

Ellmau · 13/09/2020 17:43

No, anything you have lost is an offering to the elves who would be offended if you tried to reclaim it.

Just what did next door's labrador eat just now?