Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

No you must move out to make space for them .

I am stood next to a dirty van what can i write on it ?

Badger. They solve all sorts of ailments.

Now how do I detach my right elbow from my jacket? Like taking off a plaster?

Cut off your arm,why am I sat down on Mumsnet when the should be tidying the lounge ?

Amputation.

How can I make swimming lesson observation less tedious today?

It depends on the teacher. 😉

But the right answer for this thread is:
Stare at the ceiling the whole time as if you were back swimming.

Should I go to the meeting?

Sweep, he was pure evil, loved him

Which item of clothing do you wear the most and why

Omg, I think I cocked up sorry

@Lweji

It depends on the teacher. 😉

But the right answer for this thread is:
Stare at the ceiling the whole time as if you were back swimming.

Should I go to the meeting?

You're not even invited.

Where are my sunglasses???

On the shelf with your moon glasses.

What shall I do this weekend?

Clean your oven

Why can't children use the pool changing rooms before their lessons?

Because it's swimming, not pool. If it were snooker, it would be different.

Why have I volunteered for more meetings?

Because you love meeting,s you even go to ones that have nothing to do with you ,why Uncle Ben s rice not. Uncle Tom,s

Because Uncle Tom prefers pasta.

Will I ever get to grips with technology?

No he will get to grips with you and take you over

Why has the tram I am on developed a very unnerving clicking sound

It secretly wants to be a metronome?

Do you like this thread?

No it's a dreadful thread ,Will there be a part three?

There will be part 2 1/2.

Square or triangle sandwiches?

Dinosaur shaped. It's the only way.

How can I get glass out of my hand?

You cant , it is against mn law to put a glass down until there is no gin left.

What do i do with the huge pot of basil that is taking over my windowsill

Build a bigger windowsill for him, and get him a companion called Sybil.

Will a lorry crash into the bridge today?

Yes, all the bridges in the UK will have lorries crashing into them. It's World Crash A Lorry Into A Bridge Day - I thought everyone knew that.

Why am I craving a second coffee?

Because you love tea ,why is so cold today?

It's nearly 300Kelvin, how hot do you want it?

Shall I clean the bathroom or tackle the pigsty of DD2s bedroom?

Come to my house instead and clean my oven, Shall I take the dog out ?

Yes book a nice restaurant and treat him.

Why does my teenager think I'm their personal driver?