Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Because you are wearing a hat that says Chauffeur.

Why can't they invent a robot bathroom cleaner?

They have! Don't you have one?! I couldn't live with out mine. It also cleans the oven and outs out the bins.

Why are there 4 seasons?

Because Vivaldi invented them & also named the months of the year.

Why am I feeling so bleurgh today?

Because you swallowed a lot of spiders last night.

Why does DH presume I know what he's talking about when he gets technical on the car? What is a towing eye?

Well clearly it's an eye that needs towing ,why do I have a sore toe?

Because you dropped a saw on your tow. Tut tut.

Will my baby let me do the housework today?

No as she loves doing it by herself!

Where has my pet spider gone? (Stephanie the Cellar Spider) She eats all the big spiders & guards the house even though she's so wispy & delicate!

She's been swallowed by an old lady who swallowed a fly

Tea or coffee?

Lemonaide Yemonaide.

Am I too old to get my nose pierced?

Yes ,get the babies pierced instead and maybe a little tattoo,will I get used to these early morning,s now the kids have gone back to school?

Stay up all night and sleep when they aren't school.

Who wants Toad in the hole for dinner?

I do, I love a green toad, especially when it's in a hole.

When will your next holiday be?

Now! Let me just put my tent up in the garden...

Will I do anything productive with my evening?

Yes you will your tent up, make some camping gadgets out of sticks and string, cook on your campfire and toast marshmallows.

Is it wine time yet?

Yes I you have it with baileys over ice cream.

Can I go home yet?

Yes but only if you walk backwards all the way .

Can I have another sweetie

Are you trying to fuel an obesity crisis? Half a sweet per month. That's all.

Where can I get moon cheese?

On the surface of the sun?

Who sung Send in The Clowns best?

My pug after he got his wisdom teeth out.

Should I have an ice cream ?

Yes, apply it to the scalp, work through to the ends and rinse after 5 minutes, strawberry for blondes, chocolate for brunettes and neapolitan for anyone having a bad day

Does that weird feeling in my sinuses mean I'm about to come down with a cold?

No but you do have chicken pox,where have all the black socks gone?

In a black hole.

It's too late for what?

Putting the cats to bed. It’s already morning.

Why does my hip hurt when I need sleep?

It's in cahoots with my shoulder

I am eating cheese on toast at 3am is this a good idea

It's a great idea - optimum time for digestion.

Why am I awake at this time of the night?