Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Only if it's Nuzzle or Scratch as otherwise it's a very expensive sweater in the pre development phase.

What will the Kardashians do now they've ended their tv show?

Revert to their original spelling and restart the conquest of Bajor.

Am I a nerd?

A bit of a geek. But clever is cool.

Why isn't St Trinian's a real school? My feel daughters would love it.

No but you are a Smurf ,will prince William make a good king?

Yes but only if he lets Catherine become King & he Queen Consort and let's George become a Policeman (as he wanted to do when he was 5 & still may do), let Charlotte join Mi6 & allow Louis to become a stand up comedian.
Any new Cambridge children will become accountants.
Archie MW will join the Democrats & will eventually become the US President & any new M-Ws will either be the new Steven Spielberg, Reese Witherspoon or David Attenborough.
The person to be next Queen or King after Catherine will be decided after a Royal Great British Bake Off.

(@pointythings very clever & I suppose Kim will be happy ruling her own country if she doesn't get the US Presidency in 2032)

Why are my posts almost mini essays?

Oh & St Trinians is a real school but you have to find the secret door at Heathrow Airport to be let in, then pass your pilots licence, win Masterchef, make a house from hockey sticks, pass a custard pie throwing competition, see how many people you can tie up in 1 hour using your school tie, have a wrestling match with Hogwarts school, drinking competition with Mallory Towers, St Clares & The Chalet school & finally make sure your skirt is only 3 inches long. Then you may graduate.

And why do I write mini essays as a reply?

Because you are in fact descended from Barbara cartland ( who was princess Di,s step Grandma ) hence your knowledge of the royal family,what time do I need to get up in the morning?

2.30pm

What podcast should I listen to next?

Goodnight Stories For Rebel Girls & then The Princess & The Pea.

Should I plant an Eucalyptus in my garden?

Yes, and get a pet koala.

Should I get a pet panda or a pet kangaroo

Yes , that way your roses will never have stuffy noses

I have some chicken thighs for tea tomorrow , what should I do with them ?

A kangaroo , she can hold your pegs in her pouch while you hang the washing out

Give the chicken thighs to your new Kangaroo to whip up something nice for tea as your new Kangaroo was a runner up in Australia's Masterchef

What do Dolphins think about us humans following/watching/swimming with them?

Bloody illegal aliens.

What can you see from your bedroom window?

ET crossing the moon

Just what would a kangaroo master chef winner whip up to eat

Beans on toast.

IS it the weekend yet?

We're on Pluto. We're in another time dimension schweetheart.

How long will it take me to get ready to go? And please don't quote the Rebublica song. I think I've found one shoe and perhaps keys.

You will never be ready to go. You are unable to achieve an existential state of readiness. Therefore you will leave the house wearing only one shoe and your keys will turn out to be the wrong keys, and you will wander, lost in the urban wilderness forever.

Can you tell I haven't had coffee yet?

No but I can tell you have had a few gins,shall I go back to bed for a nap?

No. Spice it up abit and have one on your window ledge.

Any words of motivation please?

Time for a nap

When will I be able to visit relatives in America again?

You won’t have to, they’ll move here instead

Why is moving house so stressful?

Because houses are homebodies and don't like to move.

Masks, yes or no?

You couldn’t pay me to have mud face mask especially any cucumber eye patch.

I’m so tired should I just pretend to WFH and go to sleep?

Have a power cut. No one will ever know.

Can I evict all the spiders from my house as they number more than 6 and won't stay 2m away?