Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

They know you like the smell

Will the phone call I am expecting this afternoon happen on time?

Yes, it will - but a fault on the line will mean all you hear is fluent German.

Why is scheduling meetings such a giant pain in the ass?

Because every time you try, you sit on a javelin.

Why am I so cold after getting changed?

You got your clothes out of the freezer, which you have mistaken for your wardrobe.

Is it bedtime yet?

Yes you should always practise star jumps & backflips on the bed at 6pm precisely every day.

Why is Highland Shortbread so yummy? (Can u guess what I'm eating right now )

Why is Highland Shortbread so yummy? (Can u guess what I'm eating right now

It’s all made by yummy mummies. (Fish fingers)

Why am I so tired?

Because you were out clubbing until 3am.

What we shall we name our boat?

Because you are made out of tyres.

Does everyone's cat dribble as much as mine?

You should name your boat Cat Dribble in honour of RainbowFlowers cat.

Said cat isn't dribbling he's practising yodelling with his water as he has an audition with Britain's Got Talent next Tuesday.

Why is my cat always going upstairs to bed? (my bed)

Because he has a secret stash of alcohol and cigars hidden under your bed.

Do I really have to do the dishes again tonight?

No get the cat/dog / child to lick them clean ,what time will school transport arrive to pick ds2 up tommorow ??

5:30am 😁

Because you've been distracted by Robbie Williams doing handstands in your front garden you've forgotten to ask the question.

What will be the Pantone colour of the year 2021?

Snot green

How long will it take to lose the lockdown weight gain?

No time at all. Just think about it and job done. Couldn't be easier.

Should I have a coffee before bed?

Take it to bed with you, like a teddy bear.

Should I go to bed yet?

No way! Stay up all night and put some old skool rave music on as loud as it'll go. Your neighbours will love it!

Is it going to rain tomorrow?

No it's going to be at least 30C with bright sunshine but at 6pm it will snow & in the morning there will be 10ft of snow everywhere.

Why do I keep dreaming that the Queen is my Granny?

It's telling you that you crave Peter Phillips and need to act on this urge

Where does a wellie go,when just the one leaves you?

Because you are the secret daughter of Charles and Di,What time shall I go to bed ?

10 minutes after me.

Are there UFOs?

Yes. If you can't identify all the insects and birds that exist....

Why don't my knickers ever fit?

Because they aren't supposed to go on your head.

Will I sleep through the alarm tomorrow?

You're listening to tyre squeaks, you have never had an alarm. That's in the Tardis.

Am I decent enough to go out and do the bins?

Yes if you call just a cape and a pair of goggles decent.

Should I charge my laptop now ?