Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

A pigeon.

What is the correct colour, distressed gold or lime green?

Put a distressed lime down immediately, and use the full gin-based funerary rites

Why have I had so many nasty insect bites thus year?

COViD innit ,why did I wake up half an hour before I needed to?

The sugar solution sunscreen you are wearing.

Why is it raining hard when I was looking forward to going for a walk?

@x2boys

COViD innit ,why did I wake up half an hour before I needed to?

You’ve just forgotten why you needed to wake up early.

Why is it raining hard when I was looking forward to going for a walk?

Because one your ancestors wanted to read a book to you. You needed to stay awake.

Why am I here? And not there.

@Regularname you needed to be rained upon to cleanse your soul.

Forgotten question now...ok...will I encounter a lovely cat today,

S Tiger will come to tea. Ensure loads of water in the taps.

Why does it always rain on me?

If you are a fan of sabre tooth tigers, yes you will be both surprised and delighted

How can I get DD out of my wardrobe?

DD is in the wardrobe...?

Entice her out with chocolate or ouzo or a fit 18 year old or the offer of a cupboard to climb into instead?

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

S Tiger will come to tea. Ensure loads of water in the taps.

Why does it always rain on me?

Because you're Phil Collins in disguise.

Now why doesn't someone deliver me delicious meals at a click of the fingers?

Ask Alexa. She can do anything.

Is Alexa inside my head?

Yes of course she is!

Now what time will my son emerge from his bedroom?

2.30pm next Thursday.

When will my teenager stop being a grump?

On the third full new moon of February

How much of my life will I spend in the school car park this year?

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

On the third full new moon of February

How much of my life will I spend in the school car park this year?

Every known second. Until you give up dogging. Be strong!

How long will it take me to fill in a medical form?

Tie your shoe laces wearing oven gloves, while blind folded, time it. It will take that long x 11.5 .

Why is it so hard to diet?

Because you don't like to lose things.

Why do I have weird dreams?

They are not dreams you have entered another dimension ad you have unfinished business.

What shall I wear today?

Birthday suit

Do I need another bag?

No the two under your eyes are enough.

Will my children listen to me tomorrow?

Of course. Children always listen.

Why is food shopping so tedious?

Go wearing a spiderman costume. It might liven it up abit.

How come my teenager forgot their school files already?

Their memory has done a factory reset overnight.

How come I am completely incapable of sticking with my BSL online course?

You are using the wrong type of glue.

Why do the groundsmen like cutting the grass outside my house so often?