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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

982 replies

bearlyactive · 26/08/2020 19:18

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

OP posts:
Aroundtheworldin80moves · 04/09/2020 16:01

You had a secret relative that lived in a secret room off your Great Granny's bathroom.

Who is Uncle Bob?

pointythings · 04/09/2020 16:13

He's actually my DDS' uncle and his name is actually Robert. He is an asshole.

Why can't I order my Chinese for another whole 45 minutes?

FairlyOddmother · 04/09/2020 16:29

You can, you may pre-order via telepathy and/or smoke signals

What pizza topping should I have?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 04/09/2020 16:35

Spaghetti Bolognese. (It's truly tasty on pizza!)

Noodles or Rice?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/09/2020 16:36

No order a pizza with Olives, anchovies, red/green pepper, strawberries, squirty cream, McDonalds Double Sausage & Egg McMuffin, After Eights, Red Bounty, Boost & Vintage Cheddar all on a crushed Smarties with Jelly Bean base.
Yummy 😋

Who was Gordon Bennett?

FairlyOddmother · 04/09/2020 16:39

A distant cousin of Eggs Benedict.

What came first: beans, or toast?

Lweji · 04/09/2020 16:55

Beans waited and bit and both managed to come at the same time. Wink

Should I stay or should I go?

AlCalavicci · 04/09/2020 17:06

With jokes like that you should stay ( you can decide if that's the wrong answer)

I need new work boots where should I buy them from

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/09/2020 17:14

Boots or if they're out of stock try SuperDrug or SpaceNK.

Are we real?

pointythings · 04/09/2020 17:51

No, we are human. Or Dancer.

Why are my feet so big?

littlefireseverywhere · 04/09/2020 17:55

Because your head is really small.

Why do I like chocolate so much?

FairlyOddmother · 04/09/2020 18:56

Because you are an Oompa Loompa.

Does the colour blue look the same for everyone?

00100001 · 04/09/2020 19:09

It looks yellow to people with green eyes.

What's for dinner?

drspouse · 04/09/2020 19:10

No, it looks stripey to me.

What would DD (6) like to watch that isn't Peppa or Love Monster?

Lweji · 04/09/2020 19:16

Hell's Kitchen (both).

Why is an alarm ringing?

pointythings · 04/09/2020 19:28

Because your house is afraid.

Should I buy a huge fluffy cardigan?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/09/2020 19:30

No buy a fluffy sheep instead.

Should I go to the village shop for a bottle of wine?

00100001 · 04/09/2020 19:36

No, go for a sheep’s welly.

What is the meaning of life?

drspouse · 04/09/2020 19:44

Tacos.

When will DD stop having tantrums?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 04/09/2020 19:47

When the Imperius Curse is lifted.

Where is my motivation?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/09/2020 20:11

Having dinner at Mr Motivator's house

Why do The TimeWarp?

lachy · 04/09/2020 20:36

Because Dr who said so

Why does Dd snore louder than her dad?

WinnieTheW0rm · 04/09/2020 20:48

To ensure that her snore reaches you loudly enough that you can hear both equally at 2am.

Should I give in and let the DC have a snake?

newreality1 · 04/09/2020 21:06

No. Everyone who is anyone owns a caterpillar.

Why did I eat so much again?

pointythings · 04/09/2020 21:26

Like Everest - because it was there.

Should I go to bed before 11?