Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Lions are too scary to tackle.

Is one bag of crisps enough?

Because your blood is nectar ,why do.BBC news readers always look like they have a poker up their ass?

No never you need at least 10 ,who built the pyramids?

Doh, the Pyramidians.

Who put the bop in the bopshoowap-shoowap?

Mr Bop ,if I wore my mask inside out what would happen?

10c from the market.

Why am I so cold?

As Madonna says- "you're frozen, when your hearts not open"

Why is pineapple on pizza so dividing?

Because you have to cut pineapples in half to eat them.

Why di I have to get up so early tomorrow?

The juices of the pineapple makes some people get a soggy bottom pizza and others have mastered no soggy bottom

Why do we call it motion sickness

ah I was too late

You have to get hp so early because you won't catch the boat to hawaii if you don't

Why do we call it motion sickness

Because if it had no motion it would just sit in your mouth.

scone or scone?

Cold dumpling with jam and cream.

Why am I craving ham and cheese sandwiches?

Because that's the best way to clean a bath

What evening class should I take this year if Covid allows it?

Upper middle class of course!

When will the sun come out?

When she feels comfortable enough to share her sexuality with her closest friends and family.

Why does my head itch?

Because you have a very very tiny family of kittens living in your hair.

What shall I have for lunch?

Martini and a jam sandwich,Did Jesus wear sandals?

Probably, as he certainly didn't wear huge shiny boots a la ABBA!

Why can't I find an outfit that I like today?

Because you don’t like Mondays.

Why is a red sky at night a shepherd’s delight?

Because red makes the sheep go faster.

Why does my daughter insist on taking an hour to not finish her dinner?

Because she is secretly watching you and plotting to take over the universe atom by atom. She is waiting for asparagus season to call in the minions who will be carrot shaped but the size of giant marrows.

Why is rain different sizes?

Variable hole sizes in the sky sieve.

Why do I find it so hard to start working on a Monday morning, even when I've got something quite fun to do next?

@ErrolTheDragon

Variable hole sizes in the sky sieve.

Why do I find it so hard to start working on a Monday morning, even when I've got something quite fun to do next?

Because everyone knows Friday is when fun things happen.

Why do my keys keep hiding from me?

Because they're shy.

Why is life a rollercoaster?

Why is life a rollercoaster?

It's actually a performing killer whale, not a roller coaster.

Why are duvets called duvets?