Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

I’m a frayed knot.

Why, just why?

in theory, a piece of string is twice as long as half of it.

What is the oldest planet in our solar system?

Phil Jupitus.

Who put that there?

The goat - but it was only after eating the CD that made Bill shout at it because Bill's so fond of Beethoven.

Why is John the Revelator covered as much as it is, even given its status as a keystone of American gospel music?

God knows (see what I did there?)
Why do dogs sniff butts?

To find out if the water in them is fresh, I suppose.

Why can't I settle down and read a book nowadays?

Because they like Big Butts and they cannot lie ,will it be warm tomorrow?

Becuz your iliterit.

And

It’s going to snow like a snowy bastard.

Why is it such an exhausting chore to wash my hair?

Because you wash every hair on your head individually ,why am I still up watching Gavin and Stacy from at least 10 years ago?

Because you are bald and take steroids.

When will I see my Last Sunset?

In 2053 ,why does my dog like rooting through the rubbish?

He's an agent for recycling campaigners.

Why do I get the feeling I'm not alone?

Because the spiders surrounding you are highly sentient

Will I get a decent night’s sleep tonight?

Your not theres someone living under the floorboards😱 do you think birds have dreams?

Only about living in a tigers stomach.

Why is my neighbour so weird?

Because people are yet to fully accept cannibalism.

Why are hedgehogs so cute?

Because she is actually your mother and is trying to pluck up the courage to tell you you were stolen from a train station locker shortly after birth.

Did I remember to feed the cat today? He is insisting I didn't but there is a freshly emptied pouch in the bin.

Omg. You are the cats food AGAIN? No wonder he is looking at you funny. Give him your chicken instead. It's the right thing to do.

I need to organise my house. Any tips?

Ate. You ate the cats food. You ate not the cats food, but you could be of you don't feed him the chicken, quick. Have you seen the way he's looking at you? 🤤

There are tips open but I think you have to book a slot, might be easier to just hire a skip!

How many years left until I can retire? 🤔

You can go to bed whenever you want and with whoever you want.

Why do I like chocolate so much?

A cocoa at night is amazing.

Why is my dog happy?

Because he hasn't been watching the news.

When will we go back to the Moon?

Next Tuesday ,when will I feel motivated?

Mr Motivator has a YouTube channel, but I have no idea where you can buy mankinis with matching shirts and bum bag

Why do I have a feeling of impending doom?